I haven't been to Botany for some time, but yesterday decided to take the opportunity to travel from the north, to make the most of the noreaster yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately that decision was one that nearly cost me dearly. Whilst heading out from the beach in front of Gorden St or the Shell petrol station there, I saw a jet ski with two female riders pass directly in front of me. I would have been traveling at about 20plus knots as they then swerved to put up a bit of a spray. In the midst of that wash and water disturbance(which insolently and lucky as it turned out) slowed me down, they cycled round back in front of me and I ran nose first into the side of the ski. Just missing their legs & ankles & with an almightily crunch, I went over the top of the handle bars, cartwheeling into the water & collecting my hip and side as I headed into the water. The girls on the ski then tried to motor away before I jumped back onto my upturned board, yelling and swearing at them to return. With another tyrant of abuse and cursing, I let them know of my displeasure before they told me that I had run into them, whilst also attempting a half arsed apology. They then speed off again towards the beach and the gathering of other jet skis and power boats pulled up on the beach just north of Brighon Le Sands.
Surprised that my gear was actually still in tact and in my infinite wisdom, I decided to follow them to the beach to see if i could acquire the details of the ski, so as to file a thorough report on the incident. I sailed in, lifted my gear onto beach and then headed over to the gathering of skis. Not long into my stroll I was confronted by a shaven head, pumped up & potentially steroid filled gentleman, who assured me that I was not going any further than my current position and wouldn't be taking down any numbers of jet skis today. He asked me if I was a Copper and although it did cross my mind that now was possibly a good time to become a member of the NSW Police force, I also realised that impersonating an office(dispute the circumstances) might have an impact on future proceedings and so I answered no and took his advice to walk the other way. He did also point out that there were ten of them and one of me, which I thought was very observant of him. Admittedly I did arc up a little at being pushed in the back whilst walking away, but when I saw out of the corner of my eye, the aforementioned blokes come to their feet in response to my little protest, I hastened my travels back to my gear and made a very swift but ever so graceful, water start off into the bay. I should add that there were some cheers, laughter and hurls of abuse coming from my audience as I left, which added to the humbling atmosphere at the time.
Suffice to say ladies and gents, probably best this Summer to keep a very clear and long distance between yourselves and the jet skis on Botany. I have filed a police report on the matter and i have a witness also on board.