First, shame on you if it's yours and you're a windsurfer...
Secondly:
I found a kite stucked on top of a tree in Runaway Bay. If you can tell me the size, send me a private message. I'll give you my mobile number and we can meet at that exact same tree.

it's mine but you can keep it.... there's no way I meeting you under a tree !!

Have you forgotten that day under the coconut tree at l'Anse Vata?