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FormulaNova > 9 months ago, 30 Jan 2021

FormulaNova

15090 posts

30 Jan 2021 8:55pm

Imax1 said..

FormulaNova

15090 posts

30 Jan 2021 8:56pm

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Imax1 should have said..

Remember when sighting in your pistol that you need to check for live rounds before firing.

Tardy

5292 posts

31 Jan 2021 3:38am

I'm just trying to read the small print in the magazine .

FormulaNova

15090 posts

31 Jan 2021 7:36pm

Hey look ma, this bullet has my name written on it. I might just pull this lever here to see if I can get it out.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

31 Jan 2021 7:37pm

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FormulaNova said..
Imax1 said..

Steve was over the honeymoon period, so he bought his wife a present. He told her lessons were a waste of money and that she should just work it out.

GasHazard

QLD

385 posts

1 Feb 2021 12:34pm

Any chemtrails down there?

HotBodMon

NSW

612 posts

1 Feb 2021 4:22pm

early stages of glockcoma

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

1 Feb 2021 6:08pm

"Corona virus? Donald told us its fake news. This is the vaccine apparently"

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

1 Feb 2021 7:52pm

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ka43 said..
"Corona virus? Donald told us its fake news. This is the vaccine apparently"

This chick ain't no redneck , check out the lawn , we're talkin high class here.

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

1 Feb 2021 7:56pm

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FormulaNova said..
Imax1 said..

Evolved species have apposing thumbs , Darwin working hard here.
Or...
Is Darwin working properly because she now has a gun with a barrel long enough to not blow of her thumb again .?
Suppose one cold still breed without a thumb,
Still mows a mean lawn

Carantoc

7194 posts

1 Feb 2021 6:34pm

you know your an old windsurfer when...

...you can't keep track of who is saying what in regard to which seabreeze thread......

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mob dog said..
Yes now that I think about it that's what I had to do spin it 180 degrees, haven't had a problem since.

olskool

QLD

2459 posts

2 Feb 2021 5:28am

After many years in a tired relationship Basil finally bought Margo the GHD Single Use Eyelash Extender.

John340

QLD

3373 posts

2 Feb 2021 5:58am

For a while there, I thought this one was a keeper

Sparky

1122 posts

2 Feb 2021 9:49am

Amazing dedication to her local AFL team, the day she became a one eyed Collingwood supporter.

Tardy

5292 posts

2 Feb 2021 11:08am

redneck way of sighting a gun

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

4 Feb 2021 5:20pm

I'm calling it nice and early because it's lost its fizz . Got to keep it moving.
Early stages of glockcoma gave me the biggest chuckle .
Over to you HotBodMon

HotBodMon

NSW

612 posts

5 Feb 2021 1:30pm

Awww shux Imax , thanks heaps

. I'm terrified of offending someone from what I might find so I might ask Tardy nicely if he can find an appropriate image .

olskool

QLD

2459 posts

5 Feb 2021 2:54pm

^^^ HotBodMon!!!!!!!!!!
You wanna play, ya gotta play by the rules.

SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!!
Cmon now. Heavy weather is gone.
Being PC is dead.
Post away I say. You know you wanna....

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

5 Feb 2021 2:58pm

It's an obligation HotBodMon .
Offend away , I say.

olskool

QLD

2459 posts

5 Feb 2021 3:45pm

Its a right of Passage into the SB Brotherhood!
Now take a deep breath, choose a WICKED pic n right click away...

Tardy

5292 posts

5 Feb 2021 4:24pm

well ...as a windsurfer ...we are all cool dudes ...got the PM ..
its been 25-30 knots all week here ,so I have the time ..I will do it ..no pressure .

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

5 Feb 2021 7:19pm

It's OK by me Tardy , but it has to be a bit offensive .

Tardy

5292 posts

5 Feb 2021 5:29pm

ok i will post a photo of my last girlfriend lol.

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