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Richiefish > 9 months ago, 5 Mar 2008

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

6 Mar 2008 12:19am

Secretly he'd always longed for a cheap catamaran.

TonyC

410 posts

5 Mar 2008 10:24pm

"Ok thats the waypoint set, now what is the next step with this thing." said the kitesurfer coming to grips with a gps pilot.

OR

"But daddy, you told me to head for the marker"

poor relative

9106 posts

5 Mar 2008 10:56pm

It was too late by the time Frank realised the boat didnt have ABS fitted as standard

monster

TAS

495 posts

6 Mar 2008 1:08am

trying to be a poley was harder than it looked

kiterdan

680 posts

6 Mar 2008 9:03am

Right, everyone, don't forget where we parked.

OR

'A little bit more, bit more....keep her coming....bit more...little to the left...*CRACK*...perfect.'

Dawn Patrol

1991 posts

6 Mar 2008 12:37pm

Bob told his half-wit mates he always wanted a catamaran before handing over the keys.

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

6 Mar 2008 3:20pm

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"But daddy, you told me to head for the marker"

"I said, Aim for the middle of the channel markers!"

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

6 Mar 2008 3:22pm

Shortly after Senator Graham's little "incident" Selective Availability was permanently disabled.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

6 Mar 2008 2:51pm

mutter from below - "I'll never get out of here with this f^n ski on"

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

6 Mar 2008 3:56pm

Global warming meant the north pole now posed a serious hazard to shipping.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

6 Mar 2008 5:51pm

Brendan was warned not to ignore the polls.
Now there were rumours of a split.

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

6 Mar 2008 5:53pm

When i said "hit that pole" I ment the uero kitesurfer over there....

russh

3027 posts

6 Mar 2008 6:51pm

"Pole dancing - I'll show you f****n pole dancin you sleazy strip club attending mongrel" She was heard to mutter at she left the marina in Kevin's new power boat

novak

119 posts

7 Mar 2008 7:25am

The French limo driver thought it might be safer on the water.

hooray

QLD

335 posts

7 Mar 2008 11:04am

"Here Freddy, I will pass you up your life jacket and your white cane" said his smart ar.. wife.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

7 Mar 2008 12:13pm

Jim's auto-pilot had been up drinking all night with the depth-sounder again.

Revhead

ACT

372 posts

7 Mar 2008 12:44pm

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hooray said...

"Here Freddy, I will pass you up your life jacket and your white cane" said his smart ar.. wife.

Must've been his wife driving

George thought that he had organised things pretty well before he left his wife to move in with the bosses daughter at her penthouse. Unfortunately he had forgotten that his wife knew where he kept a spare set of keys for the boat.

boardboy

QLD

554 posts

10 Mar 2008 12:46am

'Channel marker! What channel marker?'

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

10 Mar 2008 11:13am

safely tied up for the night, the guys went below to finish the tequilla.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

10 Mar 2008 2:06pm

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Richiefish said...

safely tied up for the night, the guys went below to finish the tequilla.

I think that belongs on the never ending story thread.

pweedas

4642 posts

10 Mar 2008 1:42pm

Tell the boat hire company I've left their boat moored on the number three marker.

(Btw, I love the name of the boat, 'Temporary Insanity.' Very appropriate! )

pweedas

4642 posts

11 Mar 2008 12:17am

"Something has given me a splitting headache!"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

13 Mar 2008 10:44pm

"Hello coast guard, I think I've got water in my fuel" (bloody oil companies!)

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

14 Mar 2008 11:21pm

I dont know when this caption competition is supposed to finish ??? Or how to judge a winner......Knotboard , arent you running this???? Richie only pawn in game of life...

Haircut

QLD

6491 posts

15 Mar 2008 12:01am

honestly ossiffer, i thort it was a jet skiier,

ah, well that's ok then. don't worry about the breath test and drug test, just sign here and you're free to go

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

17 Mar 2008 11:02am

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Richiefish said...

I dont know when this caption competition is supposed to finish ??? Or how to judge a winner......Knotboard , arent you running this???? Richie only pawn in game of life...

It's you call richie, give the "golden windsurfer award" to the post with the most green thumbs and lets get on with the new game.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

17 Mar 2008 11:18am

The results are in folks AND THE WINNER IS............KNOT BOARD ! for his topical comments regarding global warming. Runner up is.....Knotboard for his pisstaking of our kite riding brothers. Special mention to Bender for daring to utter/type the words; "I know boats!!!".........yaaaaaaah, speech !!!

goon doggg

QLD

207 posts

19 Mar 2008 8:53pm

dont drive boats into stuff

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