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Richiefish > 9 months ago, 5 Mar 2008

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

5 Mar 2008 2:21pm

using beacons as waypoints? ....... (how do I make the pic big?)

555

892 posts

5 Mar 2008 1:41pm

You grabbed the wrong link..

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

5 Mar 2008 3:42pm

'Temporary Insanity II' follows the path of her predecessor.

Or

While daydreaming about a name for his next boat it suddenly came to him

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

5 Mar 2008 1:47pm

Richie was particularly unhappy to only score 3 for this effort

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

5 Mar 2008 2:50pm

Divorce Tip Number 23 for Men: Never agree to split the boat.

Revhead

ACT

372 posts

5 Mar 2008 3:54pm

temporary insanity, permanent embarrassment!

ducati

QLD

474 posts

5 Mar 2008 2:57pm

Aroused by the bonking sounds below 'Temporary Insanity' also felt a stirring in her loins.

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

5 Mar 2008 2:58pm

Not surprisingly, Steve Wonder failed to pass his boating licence exam.

Bender

2236 posts

5 Mar 2008 1:59pm

"Dont tell me what to do"............................."I KNOW BOATS!!!!!!!!!!!!'

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

5 Mar 2008 3:18pm

Port and starboard markers always confused the Kiteboarder but he decided to buy a boat anyway.

Tiddlywinks

164 posts

5 Mar 2008 3:42pm

I was chasing him and he just stopped for no reason

Exman

46 posts

5 Mar 2008 3:44pm

disappointed with the speed of his boat the disgruntled kite boarder attempted to attach a mast thinking that was the secret

Jimmy@Tas

TAS

77 posts

5 Mar 2008 5:52pm

While racing, little Johnny took "go through marker three" literally

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

5 Mar 2008 4:56pm

Richie engaged the autopilot and went below for a cup of tea.

Revhead

ACT

372 posts

5 Mar 2008 6:06pm

Thats what happens when you mix driving a boat and oral sex

555

892 posts

5 Mar 2008 4:39pm

Good thing they tied that beacon up to the boat.. Drifting navigational markers can be a real hazard at sea..

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

5 Mar 2008 7:09pm

To the left of red when coming into port... no keep green on the right when leaving... "no port left" so go to port..? left... no... right, no...

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

5 Mar 2008 7:11pm

Alcohol, boats and cowboys don't mix.

sick_em_rex

NSW

1600 posts

5 Mar 2008 7:15pm

after breaking 40 knots boat speed on Hardies run it was time to 'do an Elmo'!

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

5 Mar 2008 6:22pm

A fat ,hairy ,black speedo clad ,gold chain wearing, man was seen fleeing the scene on a jet ski......

Bender

2236 posts

5 Mar 2008 5:53pm

I never knew Elmo had a boat

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

5 Mar 2008 9:48pm

Sadly "Temporary Insanity" was exactly what happened to Glen when he saw the number 3, and he was drawn irresitably toward it...

elmo

8879 posts

5 Mar 2008 8:37pm

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Bender said...

I never knew Elmo had a boat

Yep, true to form didn't make it out of the channel

Mark _australia

23526 posts

5 Mar 2008 8:43pm

Suddenly the 'little man in the boat' had a pole rammed into him.........

elmo

8879 posts

5 Mar 2008 8:51pm

Elmo'd

(Thanks Bender)

jp747

1553 posts

5 Mar 2008 9:05pm

nothin' beats a rip in one at beacon number 3...

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

5 Mar 2008 10:43pm

i bet he did 1's and 2's before the 3's

choco

4177 posts

5 Mar 2008 11:29pm

Big boat Big Pole...small d*ck priceless

Mark _australia

23526 posts

5 Mar 2008 10:03pm

Wally was told that if he bought a flash boat, he'd get to 3rd base really fast

eyeMhardcor

255 posts

5 Mar 2008 10:08pm

CAUTION - Navman GPS has accuracy of + or - 2 metres.

TonyC

410 posts

5 Mar 2008 10:18pm

Damn, who tied us up so close.

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