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caption competition # 30

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Richiefish > 9 months ago, 6 Sep 2008

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

8 Sep 2008 12:24am

Kitemare at Australia Zoo

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

8 Sep 2008 11:35am

Wow !!! Caloundra to Australia Zoo, what a BOOST !!....................whoops.

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

8 Sep 2008 1:48pm

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sausage said...

With his confidence slightly dented from caption Comp #29, Wet Willy thought he could regain some credibility by proving he could actually make a bigger ar$e of himself.

WW-I apologise if you take offence.

Sausage, I'll take almost anything if it's free. What kind of fence are you giving away?

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

8 Sep 2008 2:16pm

"Guys! Guys! If you wait a half a minute, you won't have to pull out the poo tube on this one."

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

8 Sep 2008 2:20pm

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Wet Willy said...

sausage said...

With his confidence slightly dented from caption Comp #29, Wet Willy thought he could regain some credibility by proving he could actually make a bigger ar$e of himself.

WW-I apologise if you take offence.

Sausage, I'll take almost anything if it's free. What kind of fence are you giving away?

An epee - touche

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

8 Sep 2008 4:22pm

This recruit learnt to never make a pass at the drill Sargent's missus.

easty

TAS

2213 posts

8 Sep 2008 6:02pm

Crikey! Holy F....n Crikey!

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

8 Sep 2008 9:37pm

Steve Erwin lands in the afterlife.

(Too soon?)

waveslave

4263 posts

8 Sep 2008 8:00pm

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Wet Willy said...

Kitemare at Australia Zoo

Huh ???
Wet Willy, You must be confused.
Don't you know the difference between a paratrooper and a kitesurfer ??
lol.
Do you want me to post a pic of a kiter ?

waveslave

4263 posts

8 Sep 2008 8:11pm

This is a kiter. ^^^
You can tell by the kite in the shot.
lol.
Also kiters are chic magnets......obviously.

Al McLeod

VIC

633 posts

8 Sep 2008 10:23pm

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waveslave said...

This is a kiter. ^^^
You can tell by the kite in the shot.
lol.
Also kiters are chic magnets......obviously.

that is because of his pretty shoes

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

8 Sep 2008 10:48pm

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Al McLeod said...

waveslave said...

This is a kiter. ^^^
You can tell by the kite in the shot.
lol.
Also kiters are chic magnets......obviously.

that is because of his pretty shoes

Mmmm. The kitesurfer in that shot is almost reasonably goodlooking. But check out the expression on that goofy-lookin dude she's with! Poor fool is scared $h!tle$$....

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

8 Sep 2008 10:49pm

....And now it's time for the ELIMINATOR....
- Over to you Bill,

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

8 Sep 2008 10:51pm

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waveslave said...

Also kiters are chic magnets......obviously.

Apparently they are indeed chic magnets.

Main Entry: chic
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1856

1: smart elegance and sophistication especially of dress or manner : style <wears her clothes with superb chic>
2: a distinctive mode of dress or manner associated with a fashionable lifestyle, ideology, or pursuit <wearing the latest in urban chic>
3: a faddishly popular quality or appeal; also : something (as a practice or interest) having such appeal <the transient tides of academic chic — Irving Kristol>

Nice observation, Waveslave!

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

8 Sep 2008 11:03pm

elmo

8879 posts

8 Sep 2008 9:41pm

Not clever enough to fly by himself he had to get his sister to act as a back seat driver cause his boyfriend would have been waaaayyy to distracting

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

8 Sep 2008 11:54pm

Oh yeah, baby, hang on tight, and work that leg into my crotch...

HEY, WAITAMINUTE!! You're a GIRL!!!??? EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Get offa me!! Get off! Get OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

GROSS!!!!

Wineman

NSW

1412 posts

9 Sep 2008 12:18am

It's now a double caption comp

elmo

8879 posts

8 Sep 2008 10:39pm

To get the Ultimate boost you have to drop the ballast just at the right moment

elmo

8879 posts

8 Sep 2008 10:40pm

Hey Babe, I just farted

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

9 Sep 2008 9:20am

looks like she is going to get an enema when they land ????

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

9 Sep 2008 9:25am

Daryl had an epiphany - with the disappointment of last years failure, a "Dykes on Kite(r)s" float this year was sure to win the Mardi Gras Grande de le Prix.

Daryl also wondered what an epiphany was - was it the girl on his back cause it just didn't feel quite right compared to being boosted from behind by his partner Rupert.

[Splinter Caption within a caption comp - where will it end.]

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

9 Sep 2008 9:45am

"No matter how high I boost, I just can't seem to get this icky thing off my back"

Just remember 'Slave, you started this!

elmo

8879 posts

9 Sep 2008 7:49am

(in your best Arnie voice)

It's not a Toomor

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

9 Sep 2008 10:01am

a winner of the sphincter/splinter caption competition will also be announced.(But it wont mean anything)....

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

9 Sep 2008 10:09am

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elmo said...

how can you tell when your girlfriend has been taking too many steroids??..She keeps trying to f@#k you up the a%$e with her cl!%@$*s....

elmo

8879 posts

9 Sep 2008 8:47am

Oi Mate, there's a bloody great tick stuck to your back

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

9 Sep 2008 11:00am

Elizabeth gets her man !!!

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

9 Sep 2008 11:44am

Trevor's gender reassignment surgery was a tremendous success.

Since the operation, however, Eugene has been feeling that there is something missing from the relationship.

They still go kiting together, as always, but that's not enough for Eugene. There's a hole in his life that needs to be filled...

elmo

8879 posts

9 Sep 2008 2:20pm

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Richiefish said...

Elizabeth gets her man !!!

Go Lizzy

Although I think Lizzy actually wants her kite back

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