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caption competition # 30

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Richiefish > 9 months ago, 6 Sep 2008

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

6 Sep 2008 8:59am

I've always thought this would be a good caption comp pi****itled "Kitesurfing genisis"

elmo

8879 posts

6 Sep 2008 7:06am

In greyhound race commentry voice

They're at the starting gates,
Just waiting for the lure to land........... and they're orf

mikey100

QLD

1105 posts

6 Sep 2008 9:08am

YUM...AND THIS MEAL COMES WITH ITS OWN DENTAL FLOSS!

elmo

8879 posts

6 Sep 2008 7:09am

Parachute training got a bit more serious with the new penalties for not getting near the target area.

poor relative

9106 posts

6 Sep 2008 8:03am

Mohammad wished he'd listened better at the suicide bombers training.

wormy

QLD

679 posts

6 Sep 2008 10:14am

Lets make suicide more exciting than just jumping out of a plane

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

6 Sep 2008 10:27am

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

6 Sep 2008 12:17pm

Damn, where did I put that Gatorade

OceanBlue64

VIC

980 posts

6 Sep 2008 12:32pm

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

6 Sep 2008 1:28pm

With his confidence slightly dented from caption Comp #29, Wet Willy thought he could regain some credibility by proving he could actually make a bigger ar$e of himself.

WW-I apologise if you take offence.

OceanBlue64

VIC

980 posts

6 Sep 2008 2:09pm

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

6 Sep 2008 4:28pm

and so it was , the first kite board was actually a crocodile !!!

Mark _australia

23526 posts

6 Sep 2008 2:54pm

All the boys in the SAS wished they never told Harry Hardcynt that they thought he was a bit soft..............but he certainly did show them up

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

6 Sep 2008 4:55pm

Bindi liked to spice things up - a kiter every noon at feeding time brought the crowds back to Australia Zoo

Mark _australia

23526 posts

6 Sep 2008 2:57pm

After 10min crapping himself about the hole in his 'chute, David was no longer concerned...

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

6 Sep 2008 5:03pm

In addition to Oceanblue's entry above:

aw mum, not kiter again.......its so stringy.

[Come on someone had to say it

]

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

6 Sep 2008 8:11pm

...... The Great Irish Bank Robbery.......

landyacht

5921 posts

6 Sep 2008 7:03pm

new chapter has been written for the movie Forrest Gump 2
He was there for all the other important events ,why not the birth of Kitesurfing?
" Run ,Forrest ,Run!"

elmo

8879 posts

6 Sep 2008 7:52pm

Damn! I've been set up for another practicle joke... Nice one guys

Mark _australia

23526 posts

6 Sep 2008 7:59pm

Hey this 'chute is camo..... if I wrap it around me, maybe they won't see me.....

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

7 Sep 2008 1:00am

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

7 Sep 2008 1:08am

He decided to conquer his fear of heights and reptiles all at once.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

7 Sep 2008 1:11am

Boost god damn you, BOOST!!!

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

7 Sep 2008 1:30am

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unfortunately, steve landed on a stingray.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

7 Sep 2008 1:09pm

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greenleader said...

unfortunately, steve landed on a stingray.

LMAO
Amazing to think it's been 2 years since that happened too.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

7 Sep 2008 2:56pm

The very first lofting was purely the product of willpower and beans.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

7 Sep 2008 4:12pm

Hey guys, did you stop and think that maybe the glass is half full !

- Meet "Rastus the Rednecked Optimist"

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

7 Sep 2008 4:17pm

Here at Aeroguard we test our tropic strength "no bites guaranteed repellant" to the limit.

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

7 Sep 2008 10:47pm

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sausage said...

In addition to Oceanblue's entry above:

aw mum, not kiter again.......its so stringy.

[Come on someone had to say it

]

This is the best caption ever!!!!!!

Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

7 Sep 2008 10:52pm

Kiting is now safer than ever. Getting torn limb from limb by a hundred cocodiles, however, is still a bit dangerous.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

7 Sep 2008 11:40pm

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