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NotWal > 9 months ago, 4 Aug 2008

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

4 Aug 2008 10:33am

Go your hardest boys.

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elmo

8879 posts

4 Aug 2008 8:34am

Thank God It's not my car

wormy

QLD

679 posts

4 Aug 2008 10:41am

Maybe mother is right when she said " pull that stick out of your a^se and you will think a lot clearer"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

4 Aug 2008 10:42am

if you look closely at the rings in the tree, you'll see a weasel riding a model train.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

4 Aug 2008 10:46am

I said sorry about your car buddy, but he still shoved this branch up my clacka !!

grumplestiltskin

2331 posts

4 Aug 2008 9:12am

The new "green" pickup, runs on fallen timber.

easty

TAS

2213 posts

4 Aug 2008 11:15am

"Yeah, I reckon one more log should just about be a load Dave."

stamp

QLD

2795 posts

4 Aug 2008 11:20am

after success with the half cabin, and double cabin hilux, toyota are proud to release the new "log cabin" model

poor relative

9106 posts

4 Aug 2008 9:26am

John thought the best way to cheer himself up was to shove a log up his ass.

he's a lumberjack and he's OK
he sleeps all night and he works all day
he cuts down trees he crushes trucks he shoves sticks up his ar5e
and when he ties to pull it out, he says it cuts like glass... ouwww

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

4 Aug 2008 12:06pm

Phil took being a greeny a bit too far. He felt that hugging trees was not intimate enough...So, he ,

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

4 Aug 2008 1:00pm

How to kill a Canyonero.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

4 Aug 2008 2:09pm

Dave's home attempt to wood panel his pick up wasn't nearly as successful as wood panelling his ar$e.

PS - Might as well call the winner now as no one is going to better Stamp's response.

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

4 Aug 2008 2:28pm

Proof that falling trees will bugger anything coloured red.

wormy

QLD

679 posts

4 Aug 2008 6:44pm

If a tree falls in a forest does anobody hear?
Fkn oath they do.

sflack

VIC

574 posts

4 Aug 2008 8:04pm

oi boys check out my Tree-Litre Ute!

Its a beauty!

decrepit

12802 posts

4 Aug 2008 6:34pm

I have 3 4 questions,
1/ why is he smiling?
2/ what's the rope doing round the chain saw blade?
3/ why's he holding a log of wood between his legs?
4/ are question 1 and 2 related?

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

4 Aug 2008 8:34pm

Thank goodness Its a High Lux. Just gotta lift off this tree and she'll be sweet.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

4 Aug 2008 10:12pm

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Richiefish said...

Phil took being a greeny a bit too far. He felt that hugging trees was not intimate enough...So, he ,

... took to sequestering carbon.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

4 Aug 2008 11:06pm

"colorado asparagus"

it's what real men harvest and eat.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

4 Aug 2008 11:30pm

"Damn! There goes the suspension."

poor relative

9106 posts

4 Aug 2008 11:21pm

It wasn't until the next morning that lewis decided his drug use was problematic.

Bristol

ACT

347 posts

5 Aug 2008 9:31am

OK, Doris, you can come out of the cab now. And bring us another of them Buds.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

5 Aug 2008 11:31am

by relaxing my muscles I'm working my way up to that big log there.

elmo

8879 posts

5 Aug 2008 8:48pm

F'ken Aardvarks

poor relative

9106 posts

6 Aug 2008 10:48am

No worries mate....its a hilux

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

6 Aug 2008 1:06pm

Jack's log was far, far bigger, but he couldn't keep it up.

stribo

QLD

1628 posts

6 Aug 2008 4:07pm

I said "Bring me the log BOOK

DavMen

NSW

1509 posts

6 Aug 2008 5:04pm

"Bugger"

(in more ways than one)

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

6 Aug 2008 11:59pm

Ooops! Just a matter of time before Lizzie pulls me up on the your/you're in the above caption. Remember Liz,....we're just testing!

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

9 Aug 2008 6:01pm

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