What a surprise. Oh the glory!
Thank you Anita for your keen perspicuous judgement

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Now that the onerous responsibility of judgment falls on these frail shoulders there will be ZERO tolerance for spelling mistakes - no "to" for "too", no "there" for "their" etc. Grammar may be somewhat flexible but it is expected to adhere to the rules of caption competition genre which I will be making up as we go along. Proof reading is advisable.
Additional points will be awarded for decent sailing weather.
Now to seek out a provocative picture...