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Bender > 9 months ago, 8 Sep 2010

Bender

2236 posts

8 Sep 2010 10:49am

Take it away guys. I hope this is suitable.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

8 Sep 2010 2:59pm

At festivals like this the undergrowth can be so think professional equipment is often required before love-making.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

8 Sep 2010 1:59pm

The GFC slashed John Deere's advertising budget, but not his optimism...

knigit

319 posts

8 Sep 2010 2:37pm

Rockingham, WA. Where the bloody hell are ya?

sick_em_rex

NSW

1600 posts

8 Sep 2010 4:57pm

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Johnny was looking forward to his tractor pulling

Mark _australia

23526 posts

8 Sep 2010 5:25pm

The tractor man was much better at pulling...

(EDIT: damn beaten to it!! OK new caption)

Somehow I think the girl with the pink hula hoop has more chance at pulling than the tractor man

The love tractor was a ruse for Bender, it was actually an ingenious method of avoiding festival toilets, by hiding his colostomy and pee bags.

Bender stopped hiding his lunch in there after a drunken mix up of the bags

FormulaNova

15090 posts

8 Sep 2010 9:20pm

It goes to show that even if you have run out of clothes and your undies are past their use-by date, with a few cardboard boxes and some green paint you can still go to the festival.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

8 Sep 2010 9:35pm

After bombing out at the Wiggles' new member audition, Davo queued up try his Big Green Tractor act at Australia's Got Talent

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

8 Sep 2010 11:53pm

Backward Bob kind of misunderstood his friend's advice, when he was told

"Mate, she likes green, .....definitely dress in green to a tractor"

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

9 Sep 2010 12:04am

Well it worked a Glastonbury....

saltiest1

NSW

2562 posts

9 Sep 2010 12:13am

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jermaldan said...

Well it worked a Glastonbury....

more like woodstock by the look of him.

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

9 Sep 2010 12:28am

Some tractor's will always be destined to plow the roughest furrows.

Bender

2236 posts

9 Sep 2010 12:23pm

bump!!

DUDE

NSW

1132 posts

9 Sep 2010 4:08pm

Bob katter as a young man ?

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

9 Sep 2010 4:26pm

"Stump Grinding and Plowing Free"

Bender

2236 posts

9 Sep 2010 4:44pm

I might not have a big di#k but i have got a bloody fast tractor

mclovin

724 posts

9 Sep 2010 6:39pm

hey ladies! ive got 1 horse power under the bonnet, wanna see?

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

9 Sep 2010 7:36pm

The annual "wear something over your wetsuit" festival, gets bigger every year..

elmo

8879 posts

9 Sep 2010 8:38pm

No matter how good your outfit is, you aren't getting laid when wearing man sandles

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

10 Sep 2010 12:25am

"…if you think my Tractor's impressive…….
….. wait 'till you get a look at my Front End Loader !!"

elmo

8879 posts

9 Sep 2010 11:00pm

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Bondalucci said...

"…if you think my Tractor's impressive…….
….. wait 'till you get a look at my Front End Loader !!"

or I can make you my back hoe

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

10 Sep 2010 8:48am

With machinery like this, any kind of hoe will do

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

10 Sep 2010 12:55pm

He had the gimmick down pat, but Earl had to work on his pick-up lines a bit:

"Hey baby, wanna sow some seeds?" and...

"Hey baby, wanna fertilize the crops?"

Didn't seem to work so well for him...

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

10 Sep 2010 1:01pm

[one for the real oldies]

Nigel was always destined to receive a much larger share of Deere John letters in his lifetime.

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

10 Sep 2010 2:52pm

He'd had the whole farm this way, so Old McDonald figured he'd try it on women.

Bender

2236 posts

11 Sep 2010 12:49pm

I'm calling it as it's good the share the glory around. Anyway after some great entries i keep going back to knigit with his peice of gold. Take it away mate!!

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knigit said...

Rockingham, WA. Where the bloody hell are ya?

knigit

319 posts

12 Sep 2010 6:59pm

Cheers Bender, gotta love having a WA judge

. Will get #150 up and running tonight or Monday.

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