Worst Injury - Before you even get wet !! (Humour)

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Worst Injury - Before you even get wet !!

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whippingboy > 9 months ago, 28 Jan 2009

whippingboy

1104 posts

28 Jan 2009 12:48pm

After hearing of an incident involving a mast, a mast extension and a very sensitive piece of the male anatomy

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I wondered just how bad can you hurt yourself, before you even get on the water.

I sliced a fin through my shin to the bone !!

grandfromage

344 posts

28 Jan 2009 1:32pm

dislocated thumb while engaging plug into top of mast with sail under tension. bloody prat.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

28 Jan 2009 4:07pm

Bitten by ant.

AUS-057

QLD

466 posts

28 Jan 2009 3:13pm

Downhaul rope slipping on the winch resulting in a deep cut on the skin between thumb and index finger.

Not as bad as the other downhaul accident mentioned?? Ouch..

windykid

QLD

368 posts

28 Jan 2009 4:18pm

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evlPanda said...

Bitten by ant.

those ants are nasty

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

28 Jan 2009 5:54pm

Dislocated a shoulder hoiking a handful of sails over my head when walking down the side of the house to load them into the car. Put a prompt end to that session before it began.

Pugwash

7730 posts

28 Jan 2009 4:33pm

Popped my big toe nail off on a rock in ankle deep water seconds before lauching at Dutchies... It was honking that day too... 30 knotter

DOH!

MintoxGT

975 posts

28 Jan 2009 4:51pm

I had an itch once.........You have no idea how much they hurt

fitz66

QLD

575 posts

28 Jan 2009 9:09pm

I got bitten by 3 ants

fitz66

QLD

575 posts

28 Jan 2009 9:11pm

Or maybe the same ant got me 3 times. B#stard

Squid Lips

708 posts

28 Jan 2009 8:17pm

Jumped over the sail when rigging and caught my pinky toe on the foot of the sail, dislocting it

Didn't realise it was so bad 'till I got in the water and it felt all floppy

wormy

QLD

679 posts

28 Jan 2009 9:20pm

When my mate broke his ankle gybing in shallow water I had retrieve his board and rig about a 1km round trip, I got a bit puffed,

He still hasn't sailed since,(still mending)

Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

28 Jan 2009 11:26pm

Accidently dropped towell whilst getting changed!

(injured pride...IT WAS COLD, OK???)

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

28 Jan 2009 11:27pm

Now thats funny!!

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

29 Jan 2009 12:06am

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fitz66 said...

I got bitten by 3 ants

i thought yours might have been getting attacked by a tree

windwarning

VIC

600 posts

29 Jan 2009 1:20am

I got slapped by a blonde chick

jaymac

44 posts

28 Jan 2009 11:51pm

stood on a cobbler going out, four hours in a bucket of boiling water when I came back. Pain 11 on the 1 to 10 scale !

Left my board on its side in the garage with the fin still attached after a good session and ready for the next day - The "Misses" walked into it, resulted in a trip to hospital and many stitches.
That really hurt with all the consequences!!!! I still get it replayed regularly.....

Waiting4wind

NSW

1871 posts

29 Jan 2009 12:26pm

Worse injury is definitely being slapped around by the wife and told that you can't go windsurfing...the latter being the most painful.

Leech

1933 posts

29 Jan 2009 11:36am

I got sand in my eyes cos it was so bloody windy

king of the point

1836 posts

29 Jan 2009 3:42pm

The flapper ............(stubbed toe)

windwarning

VIC

600 posts

29 Jan 2009 5:53pm

king of the point dam son you only got one flapper a the shark bit the other one hehehe

king of the point

1836 posts

29 Jan 2009 4:06pm

i dont know what to do Laugh or cry ............you are a freak windwarning.
But life is full of them................

windwarning

VIC

600 posts

29 Jan 2009 6:22pm

king of the point your a champ mate can you posts some new stuff have not seen ya for a while and welcome to the freak show

Little Jon

NSW

2115 posts

29 Jan 2009 7:07pm

suncream in the eye

and
impacted booga

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