even if you have no intention of going out, still rig ya stuff up so u look cool

stand on the beach with your arms crossed, and bitch n moan that the conditions are crap

absolute must - make sure your car has a windsurfing sticker on it

if it's wet, it aint fire
personally i find it makes it easier to climb over waves and white water when u r not on the plane by putting yer front foot forward so toes touch mast base