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My five-year old students are learning to read.
Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,
'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'

I took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'

And so it does...





' A f r i c a n Elephant '

Those 2 jokes are fully Medically Ill, or however you say it

Ohhh no this thread made me laugh out loud I have no picture jokes! But the butt one reminded me:


This guy owned a dog with no legs; and it smoked cigarettes ...

The owner took him out for a drag.

I speak...



That's why my beard grows so well