Don't shoot me. I'm only the piano player.

Hey you swatty, commando men, don't shoot my handbag.

Camoflage, Armed Guards, time to take off the Elmo suit

Girl on towel says"This one time at band camp, i put my rifle.............."

Select to expand quote

Richiefish said...

Osama was arrested masturbating on a public beach !

Closer inspection revealed it wasn't Osama at all, but rather a prominent Seabreeze identity in a clever disguise.

Select to expand quote

Bondalucci said...

Richiefish said...

Osama was arrested masturbating on a public beach !

Closer inspection revealed it wasn't Osama at all, but rather a prominent Seabreeze identity in a clever disguise.

oh yeah . I remember. (goddamn paparatzi !!!!)

Calling it. The contenders:

greenleader
"TISM were not amused when Powderfinger came to steal their chicks."

Wet Willy
"Frustrated windsurfers driven insane by the longest wind drought in history decide to shoot the f###ing ocean"

Richiefish
"the new Naish kite "the Stealth" was a problem in some countries...."

elmo
"For some strange reason Everybody swims between the flags at this beach"

By coincidence I actually came across the real caption for this photo today:
"Sunbathers watch Russian marines training for Navy Day, on a beach of the Neva River in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Picture: Dmitry Lovetsky / AP"
(If you've never been to St. Petersburg it is damn nice, as are the ladies.)

greenleader had (i thought) the most original entry, but Willy's comedic delivery was too good on the day.

Wet Willy, over to you.

Suicide seaweed takes a bullet in the war against nature.

Whada ya MEAN I'm too late?!

Its NOT SUNDAY YET.

48 times trying to be funny and still beaten by the drunk guy on a bike!

Select to expand quote

NotWal said...

Suicide seaweed takes a bullet in the war against nature.

Whada ya MEAN I'm too late?!

Its NOT SUNDAY YET.

when that seaweed goes to heaven, will it have hundreds of seaweed virgins with which to "root" ????

Select to expand quote

greenleader said...

48 times trying to be funny and still beaten by the drunk guy on a bike!

Give it up, resistance is futile!

Thanks Pandino, for giving me my third comp...maybe my fantasies of global domination aren't so far-fetched after all!

One photo, coming soon!