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whippingboy said...
Is that a barrel roll or a forward ?
Barrell roll - Start rotation as soon as leave the water. Requires 1/2 a steel ball
Forward loop - Gain altitude then rotate. Requires 1 steel ball
Stalled forward - Reach peak of jump (Stall), then rotate. Requires 4 steel balls.
Then after 15 years you will have a stuffed ankles, knees, back and shoulders, and require a walking frame to get around to support the weight of those steel balls.
I think we need to standardise the scoring.
Barrel Roll - surely an accidental move when trying a forward because leaning back to far and your sail is basically horizontal to the water rather than mainly upright as you pull in hard. The balerina flip over the top of the mast which stayed basically in the same position - 1/2 a plastic berry sized ball.
Forward Horizontal type loop, some touching of water with any part of yourself or the kit before landing cleanly on your board with a mainly horizontal spin - 1 plastic berry ball
Forward with semi horizontal spin - no touching of water during the move - 1.5 plastic berry ball.
Forward end over end vertical spin with a touch of the sail tip in the water - 1 steel ball
Forward with semi horizontal spin more than 5 mtrs in the air -1 plastic berry ball for the horizontal spin and 1 steel ball for the height.
Forward end over end perfect vertical spin with 5-7 mtrs height - 2 steel balls
Double forward with semi horizontal spin 5-7 mtrs - 2 plastic berry balls for the two pussy spins (ha ha) and 1 steel ball for height
Single Forward 10+ mtrs in height - 2 steel balls
4 steel Balls (platinum gold plated) reserved for the Double end over end forward with 10+ mtrs height. Title of King "Golden Gonads" Hunter can be given to the person who executes this move and posts the video or sequence camera proof on here.
Maybe we will have to get the hat around and put up some prize money. ha ha.