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Polesurfing is addictive, unhealthy and can cause you harm.
Discourage polesmokers.
lol.
keep trying waveslave, somewhere in the world, there is someone who finds you witty and funny. you just have to keep looking. a real touching story this one, a kitesurfer, shunned by his own, starved for attention, looking for acknowledgement. consider this a first step, and a vote of encouragement, you have my attention. could be an oscar in it.
Anything that can get kids/adults away from modern electronic gadgets is healthy.
We are becoming a nation of sloths.
Plain packaging would be great, so much easier to sneak stuff into the shed.
Although the Postie will wonder how you would use a 2m round cylindrical item
I loled at the tread title.
If I was to think up a title that took a satirical dig at the windsurfing forum this would come close.
Hey WS long time no seen! Still have those 2 penises stuck in you ears I see, did you get them in plain packages? Surely that is not healthy and for kids view!
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Every time I get on the water I seem to smoke some teabaggers (they're so slow) its a little addictive and not illegal.....yet. I need to get myself a GPS and aim a little higher
I'll address each point.
I have to give you credit WS, that thread topic cracked me up. Can't believe you still get so many bites from the poleys.
I reckon the reason you won't change your dicks in ears avatar is because you won't give in to a bunch of poleys. Fair enough but you loose either way because you have dicks in your ears.
Given Wave slaveSnakes avatar it could be naturally assumed that he is extremely interested in 'smoking' poles when they no longer fit in his ears or other parts of his anatomy.
Medication wearing off again little man or are you back to self medicating... Hence the smoking reference?
Next you'll be talking to yourself again man,
No way dude
^^^That's a bit harsh as a first post without viewing WS past gee-ups. IMO as far as this one goes it's one of the funnier trolling threads from Wave Slave (check his initials WS = Wind Surfer). He's just an ex-poley that's bored with just going straight and bobbing up & down out of the water on his kite strings so is spending his spare time trolling instead.
Besides, there's no real threat to windsurfing - there seems to be plenty of interest in it lately - especially from ex-kiters that get bored once they learn the basics & realise that kitesurfing IS 'the basics'.
You should put that pic in the funny images thread bumslave, you might get some greens for a change
Group of hot chicks and the kiters still prefer manlove and cant keep their hands off each other, nothing different to see here
"I love you Lotofwind. I love you too Waveslave. Now let's get away from these horrible hot chicks and work on our flicky, spinny backside moves"
WOW, the windsurfing forums are really full of crude,rude, nasty people.
What happend to the good fun ribbing all in good fun G rateing???
Now your forum is full of not suitable for general veiwing hatered and personal abuse.
You old boys should be setting an example for the younger crew......shame,shame,shame.
I'm a bit behind in the lingo but I lol'd when I realised a pole dancer was me. It's about time we had a respectably insulting nickname that is more interesting than yachties shaking their fist at me and telling me to $%^ off.
From this day on, when blokes at work ask me what I'm doing this weekend I shall tell them I am going pole dancing.
Be very careful with that Cluffy.
If the blokes at your work are kiters and you tell them you are going pole dancing they will all want to watch.
Some may even try to stuff $5 notes into your boardshorts. Make sure you have a wettie under your shorts just in case they too excited and try to push those notes right in. It is a little trick they have worked out amongst themselves.
Old boys, perhaps we should introduce WS & lotofwind. Ones got a Zimmer frame like mine
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