Check out the advanced case of gallopping nob rot on the left <<< If not caught early, you too could look like this. Tipping a bag of salt and vinegar crisps in the crotch of your wet suit before you go out will kill bacteria in that area and also provide you with a reserve of food if you get stranded on the water.

I have found that since i stopped drinking beer... no more rashes.It's the yeast in beer that starts the crotch rot.Drink bourbon or rum no probs

Sounds like a pair of goretex under shorts could be the answer..

I would rather laminate my genitals than give up beer !!!!

gaffer / duct tape around the sack region stops them rubbing the side of your legs.

Has the added bonus of bringing tears to your eyes when you remove the tape, especially if you do it quickly

Muelsing's what you need, quick, before you get fly strike.
It'll toughen up you crotch and completely eliminate the fear of damage from Willy Skippers.

some martial arts can show you how to tuck your balls up your clacka(date) there by avoiding painful chaffing.

i think you guys should leave mr 5's alone and stop making fun. this is obviously a serious issue which he is seeking a serious answer too.

i have heard of this type of thing before. the rash is actually the symptom of a common condition. It is beter to deal with the cause rather than the symptoms.

the condition is known as Lymphatic Filiarisis (elephantiasis). It is a thread-like filarial worm passed from person to person through the bite of an infected mosquito. Once inside the body of an unsuspecting person, the worm thrives in the lymph vessels and tissues. As it grows, it causes marked swelling of the limbs and other extremities. Elephantiasis is a skin disease that is most common in the tropics. It gets its name because the affected skin becomes rough and thickened usually causes the disease. Mosquitoes carry the worm. When the mosquito bites, the worm enters the body and eventually lodges in the lymph vessels.

It most commonly affects the limbs and can occasionally move to the scrotal areas and outer genitalia.

please people, you might think its funny, but this is a serious and painful disease, its not right to make fun of 555, most people with this condition live in areas where good medical help is hard to find so they can't get relief from this curable disease until its too late and its gone into later stages(when it is incurable).

below is a video of the condition in it's later stages.

Its like having your own bean bag where ever you go.

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Gestalt said...

below is a video of the condition in it's later stages.

(holy ****ing ****!)

He hasn't been laid in a while. I'd hate to think... no, I'm not going to think that... no, no!

man that is not good to look at lunch time

That reminds me of the movie 'Van Wilder'.. The warm cream filled donuts..

Urgh..

I bet that martial arts trick wouldn't work for this guy!

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Gestalt said...

below is a video of the condition in it's later stages.

I wish I had someone to hold my cashews when climbing a ladder

Reminds me of that old classic "D.S.B"

Ditch the cotton budgie smugglers (they hold water, stretch and don't keep the fellas properly restrained in a back loop), and invest in a set of the artificial fibre 'coolmax' or similar jocks from Target. Made from the same sort of stuff as rashies. My best mates have been fine since wearing those under the boardies or wettie .

Thanks all.. I knew I could count on you guys to be all sensitive and caring.. and eventually come up with the goods for the goods!

Synthetic, quick drying undergarments are on the shopping list.

dont forget the creams ointments gaff tape testicle tucking sobriety sheep dip nudity etc etc.

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ka43 said...

Reminds me of that old classic "D.S.B"

he so needs a girl with T.V.A.

all hell would break loose!

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555 said...


Sack rash.. Anyone else get it after submersion in seawater, or do I just have an abnormally large 'man bag'?

I'm talking about that nut shaped redness on the inner thigh.. and no, you can't have pictures!

If anyone knows of a cure, short of permanent removal of said sack....

Try some lubricant from a running shop. Long distance runners get a similar rash from chafing. You can get a roll on lubricant called Sport Shield. It is "waterproof, non staining, non toxic, non greasy and elimites friction from chafing"

I know some triathletes who swear by it and whilst I haven't used it down below, it is has worked well for me in preventing wetsuit chafing while surfing.

wow, a sensible reply???