A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

Dodged a bullet.

Yeah, the joke was sort of okay

hey eyeMhardcore: now THAT is what I call a hardcore eye !!

Yeah wow!!!! although i'm not sure where this has anything to do with windsurfing. Maybe i've had too many scotch's

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Vince68 said..
Yeah wow!!!! although i'm not sure where this has anything to do with windsurfing. Maybe i've had too many scotch's

Maybe he stayed single and spent all the extra pocket money on new gear (and a new glass table)

I was expecting some video of that wicked break "ONE EYE"

Hey, lord Hardcore, tell them the story about when you left your heart to the sappers round khe sanh.

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Piv said...
I was expecting some video of that wicked break "ONE EYE"

That is the windsurfing relevance to my life story. 10points

If thats truly your life story i wish you better luck next time. But good work dodging a bullet. Someone should post a video of one eye.

www.google.com.au/search?kgmid=/g/1s06640mj&hl=en-AU&kgs=43ca0f1c1d3b1149&q=rednex+cotton+eye+joe&shndl=0&source=sh/x/kp&entrypoint=sh/x/kp

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Piv said..


this is better.

Nah, I like the one where he runs over Langer better
They actually had it on the Mistral web site for a while

One eye
windsurfing.tv/video/one-eye/
this is better

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eyeMhardcore said..
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

I want some of what he is drinking

Is she still into doing the dirty with one eyed blokes?

Probably just as well, if she runs off with a one eyed guy, then his depth perception isn't as good, meaning she probably was flat anyway.

Maybe she fell for the cockeye?

Do you have any Revenge Porn ?