One eye

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eyeMhardcore
eyeMhardcore
WA
82 posts
WA, 82 posts
12 Dec 2016 3:58pm
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Shifu
Shifu
QLD
1997 posts
QLD, 1997 posts
12 Dec 2016 6:17pm
Dodged a bullet.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
12 Dec 2016 5:37pm
Yeah, the joke was sort of okay
joe windsurf
joe windsurf
1482 posts
1482 posts
12 Dec 2016 7:14pm
hey eyeMhardcore: now THAT is what I call a hardcore eye !!
Vince68
Vince68
WA
675 posts
WA, 675 posts
12 Dec 2016 7:16pm
Yeah wow!!!! although i'm not sure where this has anything to do with windsurfing. Maybe i've had too many scotch's
MarkSSC
MarkSSC
QLD
642 posts
QLD, 642 posts
12 Dec 2016 9:33pm
Vince68 said..
Yeah wow!!!! although i'm not sure where this has anything to do with windsurfing. Maybe i've had too many scotch's


Maybe he stayed single and spent all the extra pocket money on new gear (and a new glass table)
Piv
Piv
WA
372 posts
Piv Piv
WA, 372 posts
12 Dec 2016 7:52pm
I was expecting some video of that wicked break "ONE EYE"
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
12 Dec 2016 7:53pm
Hey, lord Hardcore, tell them the story about when you left your heart to the sappers round khe sanh.
eyeMhardcore
eyeMhardcore
WA
82 posts
WA, 82 posts
12 Dec 2016 8:05pm
Piv said...
I was expecting some video of that wicked break "ONE EYE"


That is the windsurfing relevance to my life story. 10points
Piv
Piv
WA
372 posts
Piv Piv
WA, 372 posts
12 Dec 2016 8:10pm
If thats truly your life story i wish you better luck next time. But good work dodging a bullet. Someone should post a video of one eye.
eyeMhardcore
eyeMhardcore
WA
82 posts
AUS 808
AUS 808
WA
516 posts
WA, 516 posts
12 Dec 2016 9:15pm
Piv said..


this is better.


Nah, I like the one where he runs over Langer better
They actually had it on the Mistral web site for a while
Piv
Piv
WA
372 posts
Piv Piv
WA, 372 posts
12 Dec 2016 9:18pm
One eye
windsurfing.tv/video/one-eye/
this is better
forceten
forceten
1312 posts
1312 posts
12 Dec 2016 11:16pm
eyeMhardcore said..
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?


I want some of what he is drinking
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
13 Dec 2016 7:39am
Is she still into doing the dirty with one eyed blokes?


Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
13 Dec 2016 9:29am
Probably just as well, if she runs off with a one eyed guy, then his depth perception isn't as good, meaning she probably was flat anyway.
choco
choco
SA
4181 posts
SA, 4181 posts
13 Dec 2016 12:44pm
Maybe she fell for the cockeye?
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
13 Dec 2016 1:29pm
Jupiter
Jupiter
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2156 posts
13 Dec 2016 3:09pm
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