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Kymbo1 > 9 months ago, 24 Nov 2016

Kymbo1

34 posts

24 Nov 2016 10:51am

Thoughts on Jocks...My nuts get squashed when i wear my seat harness and not wearing jocks tends to free them, but my concern is if my wet suit splits open it might be an embarrassing walk back to the car or if in an emergency the Ambo`s had to cut my wet suit off!

Plus i go through to many pairs my miss finds them crunched up a month later in laundry

or out the back yard somewhere...I wash my gear out after a session but my jocks just get left lying around!

Btw... i wear the shorts style!

DavMen

NSW

1509 posts

24 Nov 2016 11:40am

The Mental scar you inflict on others as you walk back to your car is not your concern.
You have bigger problems if the Ambo needs to cut you out of your wetty.
Do your own laundry

Magic Ride

719 posts

24 Nov 2016 8:51am

Not quite sure what your point is, but how would your wetsuit suddenly split open at the crotch? Is your diz that sharp to cut through your wetsuit?

Just show em who's boss and kick those nuts out of the way.

N1GEL

NSW

861 posts

24 Nov 2016 1:49pm

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Kymbo1 said..
Plus i go through to many pairs my miss finds them crunched up a month later in laundry or out the back yard somewhere...I wash my gear out after a session but my jocks just get left lying around!

Sounds like you need a magic basket like this dude...

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

24 Nov 2016 1:58pm

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N1GEL said..

Sounds like you need a magic basket like this dude...

GrumpySmurf

230 posts

24 Nov 2016 11:13am

Wear your boardies on top of your wetsuit

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

24 Nov 2016 2:28pm

Jocks will just retain more pee. Freeball.

BTW, they tend not to cut your wettie off in or on the way to emergency (4 times out of 4). But you do miraculously end up in a hospital gown.

Stretchy

1045 posts

24 Nov 2016 12:22pm

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Kymbo1 said..
Thoughts on Jocks...My nuts get squashed when i wear my seat harness and not wearing jocks tends to free them, but my concern is if my wet suit splits open it might be an embarrassing walk back to the car or if in an emergency the Ambo`s had to cut my wet suit off!

Plus i go through to many pairs my miss finds them crunched up a month later in laundry

or out the back yard somewhere...I wash my gear out after a session but my jocks just get left lying around!

Btw... i wear the shorts style!

This is a serious matter and worthy of a robust online debate

i have the same issue, for some reason I am too shy to go commando out on the water, doing so for the trip home instead. I too then have an issue with missing undies, usually at the bottom of my windsurfing crate. For some reason, they won't teleport from the shed to the washing machine?

PS: on the theme of the magic washing basket, also Google "it's not about the nail"

Tardy

5292 posts

24 Nov 2016 12:45pm

Wear tights .

Be a lot silkier on the sacks .yes colour matters .

Plainview

179 posts

24 Nov 2016 12:46pm

Speedos.

But never Speedos on their own - that's for our kiter brethren - lest we forget...

Magic Ride

719 posts

24 Nov 2016 2:11pm

That dude is wearing a thong, not speedos!! How can a man bring himself to wear that thing. Girls only, guys no! Now that thong would be a "Nut Cracker" for sure.

Dan133

51 posts

24 Nov 2016 3:55pm

i know its been a good week of windsurfing after i run out dry underwear

Jupiter

2156 posts

24 Nov 2016 5:01pm

Get your nuts insured. If things turned pear shape, and if someone has to CUT you out of your wetsuit, then surely one can't guarantee that caring ambulance chap/lady have steady hands

I suggest a cricket ball-guard is the go. It will impress the kiting ladies, and piss off the kiting dudes. Not only it protects your valuable asset, it also allows some degree of freedom of movement within the confine of the cup

So what is your size ? S, M, L, XL, XXL ?

snides8

1731 posts

24 Nov 2016 5:16pm

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GrumpySmurf said...
Wear your boardies on top of your wetsuit

Better still start a trend the kiters will latch onto...
Wear your jocks on top of your boardies on top of your wetty!

shoodbegood

VIC

873 posts

24 Nov 2016 9:09pm

No jocks under ya wetty!

Ever!

WTF are you thinking?

Shifu

QLD

1994 posts

24 Nov 2016 8:19pm

Move to Qld and sail in boardies.

stroppo

747 posts

24 Nov 2016 6:31pm

Free balling is the only way wether your surfing or windsurfing and you will never have wet jocks!

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

24 Nov 2016 8:49pm

Jocks!? Do you wear a singy too? How about a bow tie?

Shifu

QLD

1994 posts

24 Nov 2016 8:52pm

I can't believe all you south of the border freaks are going commando under your wetsuits!

I'm never heading south again!

Subsonic

3384 posts

24 Nov 2016 7:49pm

The few times I've gone commando under the wet suit ive ended up with a nasty rash.

No way I go without jocks now.

Paddles B'mere

QLD

3586 posts

24 Nov 2016 10:00pm

I'm with you shifu, boardies and no jocks all year round in QLD. Neoprene shirt for those cooler winter days. Couldn't care if I have a wardrobe malfunction and scare a church group bbq at the seaside.

jn1

2683 posts

24 Nov 2016 10:48pm

Kym attempting a gybe at Semaphore SA on really really really big gear. (8.5 race sail and a 136L freeride board). He told me he was wearing jocks. Could this be causing an issue with his gybes ?

powersloshin

NSW

1844 posts

25 Nov 2016 6:57am

Meanwhile at the kite forum: ...' you gotta wear them Jocks ON TOP you newbie !...'

Shifu

QLD

1994 posts

25 Nov 2016 7:13am

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Paddles B'mere said...
I'm with you shifu, boardies and no jocks all year round in QLD. Neoprene shirt for those cooler winter days. Couldn't care if I have a wardrobe malfunction and scare a church group bbq at the seaside.

You're on your own there Paddles...

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

25 Nov 2016 7:20am

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snides8 said..

GrumpySmurf said...
Wear your boardies on top of your wetsuit

Better still start a trend the kiters will latch onto...
Wear your jocks on top of your boardies on top of your wetty!

It's possible that kiters go out with their clothes in the right order but after a few of those turn inside out spinny loopy tricks it all gets mixed around backwards ?..

ballast

QLD

500 posts

25 Nov 2016 7:22am

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Paddles B'mere said..
I'm with you shifu, boardies and no jocks all year round in QLD. Neoprene shirt for those cooler winter days. Couldn't care if I have a wardrobe malfunction and scare a church group bbq at the seaside.

That's just disturbing!

Hope you don't get one of those nasty Beachmere jellies up there. My shins are still red and itchy.

Wouldn't want any of that action around the groinal region personally.

But you Burp and Gary types are a different breed.

Paddles B'mere

QLD

3586 posts

25 Nov 2016 7:52am

It was those Marcoola years that turned me Brad. Standard Burpengary boardshorts are a pair of jeans with a flanno top for winter, very restrictive on a surfboard. Roger that Shifu, going it alone with the boardies, no undies.

AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

25 Nov 2016 9:01am

After Reading this - I have never bought a 2nd hand wetsuit - And never will!!!!

John340

QLD

3373 posts

25 Nov 2016 4:28pm

If you don't want to go commando, don't wear jocks. They are made of cotton, or cotton polyester and retain moisture. They deteriorate with minimal use.

Use speedos (ie budgie smugglers / dick togs / nylon disgustos) under your wetsuit or boardies. They are made from lycra and that's what they are designed for. Just hang them up to dry with your sail, harness, wetsuit, boardies, rashie, booties etc after each session and they'll be ready for the next session. They last at least 2 seasons before the lycra deteriorates.

Tardy

5292 posts

25 Nov 2016 3:36pm

Have you tried glad wrapping everything before you put it away.

Paddles B'mere

QLD

3586 posts

25 Nov 2016 5:44pm

Oh dear, it was only a matter of time before someone lowered the bar and fessed up to wearing sluggos under their boardies. Speedos should be sold with a compulsory gps tracking device so the community can know where all speedo wearers are lurking at all times

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