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Flying Dutchman > 9 months ago, 25 Mar 2021

Flying Dutchman

1732 posts

25 Mar 2021 6:25am

Sorry guys... looks like kites gets you the chicks.

GasHazard

QLD

385 posts

25 Mar 2021 9:07am

Wow, the Mighty Ducks on water.

cald

QLD

164 posts

25 Mar 2021 10:21am

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Flying Dutchman said..
Sorry guys... looks like kites gets you the chicks.

Haha, I'm trying to swap a kite & board for some large slalom gear sails>8m board >120l... wanna trade - you can take the possibility of chicks for free

John340

QLD

3373 posts

25 Mar 2021 11:11am

Lotofwind's wet dream

Maddlad

925 posts

25 Mar 2021 9:28am

Lots hot women in kitesurfing unfortunately. Luckily the kitesurfing guys are not interested in them as evidenced by the guys wearing bikinis over their wetsuits so more for us windsurfers. :P

Paducah

2792 posts

25 Mar 2021 10:22am

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GasHazard said..
Wow, the Mighty Ducks on water.

or all those cheer/dance competition movies my daughter used to watch when she was 11. This one even has the Zac Efron look alike.

RichardG

3761 posts

25 Mar 2021 11:52am

Why bother when you have windsurfing sailors like this:

Flying Dutchman

1732 posts

25 Mar 2021 12:55pm

We all knew kiting sucked... and now Hollywood has confirmed it.

RichardG

3761 posts

25 Mar 2021 2:42pm

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Flying Dutchman said..
We all knew kiting sucked... and now Hollywood has confirmed it.

Kiting is cancelled. There is now wingfoiling.

Flying Dutchman

1732 posts

25 Mar 2021 2:51pm

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RichardG said..

Flying Dutchman said..
We all knew kiting sucked... and now Hollywood has confirmed it.

Kiting is cancelled. There is now wingfoiling.

Wingfoiling .... sex life cancelled

Mark _australia

23526 posts

25 Mar 2021 4:32pm

I thought it looked very realistic as soon as the chick looked at the comp and said "what an ass wipe"

Gawd could it be any more cliche? Same plot as every movie made about every new-ish sport.

philn

1080 posts

25 Mar 2021 8:42pm

LOL, a kite competition referred to as "the biggest boat tournament in America".

stehsegler

3557 posts

25 Mar 2021 11:18pm

That was seriously crinch worthy.

I guess kitesurfing just had it's "Windrider" moment. It's all downhill from here...

Sandman1221

2776 posts

26 Mar 2021 12:43am

Denise Richards, isn't she like in her 40-50s?

mikey100

QLD

1105 posts

26 Mar 2021 4:45am

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Sandman1221 said..
Denise Richards, isn't she like in her 40-50s?

She just turned 50. But my invitation to her big birthday party must have got lost in the mail... damm you COVID-19.

Sandman1221

2776 posts

26 Mar 2021 10:35am

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mikey100 said..

Sandman1221 said..
Denise Richards, isn't she like in her 40-50s?

She just turned 50. But my invitation to her big birthday party must have got lost in the mail... damm you COVID-19.

Poor Charlie Sheen, kinda like the Saturday Night Live comedian who was dating Arial Grande, how you possibly screw that up?

FishMints

155 posts

26 Mar 2021 11:11pm

Apparently there's a scene with Pete Cabrinha, Robby Naish and Charlie Sheen sinking bucketies at the back of the DJ tent in the night time concert scene

...half way through a pull, Rob Schneider walks in and says... "YOU CAN DOOOO EEEETTTT!!!!"

SeanAUS120

QLD

769 posts

26 Mar 2021 11:50pm

These Slingshot commercials are getting insane.

melih

134 posts

27 Mar 2021 12:39am

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RichardG said..
Why bother when you have windsurfing sailors like this:

Nice lady, good surfer. Thanks for the video.

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

27 Mar 2021 11:32am

the only thing missing was boardies over wetsuits

Flying Dutchman

1732 posts

27 Mar 2021 8:45am

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theDoctor said..

the only thing missing was boardies over wetsuits

Haha

GasHazard

QLD

385 posts

27 Mar 2021 1:55pm

More women kite than windsurf. They need help launching and landing so it's fraught with possibilities.

Guru4

42 posts

27 Mar 2021 9:21pm

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RichardG said..
Why bother when you have windsurfing sailors like this:

Flawless wifey material.

BTW that movie is a decade too late. Kiting is passed its prime and so is Denise Richards. No doubt Sir Richard Branson had a part in producing that trash.

Madge

NSW

471 posts

28 Mar 2021 8:02am

What about the film wind rider, got windsurfing in it and Nicole Kidman gets her kit off too.

John340

QLD

3373 posts

28 Mar 2021 10:36am

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Guru4 said..

RichardG said..
Why bother when you have windsurfing sailo

BTW that movie is a decade too late. Kiting is passed its prime and so is Denise Richards. No doubt Sir Richard Branson had a part in producing that trash.

A cheesy Hollywood movie is the nail in the coffin

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