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lotofwind > 9 months ago, 1 Apr 2015

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

1 Apr 2015 12:27pm

I just bought a second hand windsurfing rig, booked in for lessons and have some kite gear for sale cheap if anyones after some gear.

Cant wait to hang out more with you guys.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

1 Apr 2015 12:12pm

lotofool,
The intent of an April Fool's joke is generally to fool another. Since everyone knows you're a fool already you haven't fooled anyone you fool

[hard not to read this in the voice of Mr T]

BTW - what's "convereted"?

Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

1 Apr 2015 1:33pm

^^^ Maybe he meant to say 'coveted'?

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

1 Apr 2015 4:22pm

"Convereted"
A word describing Lotoffools fully sik Corvette with personalised plates "Kitekook".
Screams "look at me, I crave attention"

R1DER

1472 posts

1 Apr 2015 1:38pm

Youll have to stop wearng your board shorts over you black stockings if you want to hang out with us real men.

I get the feeling lotowind considers himself clever and funny, but every post I've seen paints him as a bit simple. I bet even kiteys can't stand him, which might explain why he's over here all the time.

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 7:08pm

Lesson nr 1
In order start windsurfing you need to organize now full body suit so none of your mates finds a traitor

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 7:21pm

Lesson nr 2
No, no
If you will be treating our windsurfing lines and tangling lines like all kiters do

you will be smacked in the butt

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 7:29pm

Lesson nr 3
In the first year of apprenticeship you will be required to carry equipment to the beach for every appointed windsurfer.

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 7:39pm

Lesson 4
Don't even think about it until you will be able to show us full planing gybe

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 7:45pm

Lesson 5
Remember that windsurfers are very serious and busy people. Never approach one unless you are properly prepared.

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 8:24pm

Lesson 6.
Sharing is very important for windsurfing community. You should feel honored if one of the windsurfers express willingness of sharing your girlfriend.
That gesture not only could speed up you acceptance but also we may consider " CONVERETING" of your girlfriend to proper water sport.

Pity you but that doesn't work the other way. So anytime you will see you this need to change a tack and sail other direction

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 8:35pm

Lesson 7.
Windsurfers are very practical people. You may be asked to upgrade your car if appear to be inadequate to carry your master windsurfer gears.
We could definitely offer free advice on the range of vans that fit our requirements.
On occasion when two or more windsurfers allow you to carry their equipment in your car , may not be room left for your gear and you will be asked to utilize your kites for a moments.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

1 Apr 2015 9:38pm

Don't be too harsh on lotofwind.

He hasn't had much luck lately on the business front.

He recently started his own tourist bus company, but has had some issues with branding.

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 9:05pm

Lesson 8.

As for practical lesson on the water , obviously no serious windsurfer could afford to waste a time on tenderfoot like you when wind is blowing.

But we could send a dvd or link to Youtube , that you could watch a half standard instructor price ( say$200/h) till you master all our tricks on water.

if you order private lessons our instructor will keep aye on you all the time

Mark _australia

23526 posts

1 Apr 2015 7:08pm

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lotofwind said..

Cant wait to hang out more with guys.

Stick with the kiting then.

terminal

1421 posts

1 Apr 2015 7:35pm

You may feel your gender would exclude you from this type of windsurf lesson, but fortunately Julian (an ex-kiter who also was convereted) offers them to the newly convereted - glove free!

terminal

1421 posts

1 Apr 2015 7:55pm

If you do succeed

in becoming a windsurfer having come through the convereted route, you have to wear one of these so you can still talk out of your ass.

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 10:03pm

Lesson 9
All advanced windsurfing courses for " convereted" kiters finish with an exam.

You will be asked to text and send complete Sea Breeze topic while windsurfing with your iPhone.
Including selfie photo of course.

Upon initiation to windsurfing community you must cut your kite with scissors and consume the lot including lines.
Ketchup allowed.

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

1 Apr 2015 10:15pm

lesson 10.

how to rig your sail

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 10:23pm

Lesson 11
But if you think that after "converestion you will reach windsurfing heaven instantly,

where 11 or even more virgins just waiting for you
or gays

.You could be actually right this time

Obelix

1149 posts

1 Apr 2015 8:29pm

Lotofwind, I'm interested in your gear. What's the size of your board? And the kite?

Just to explain, I'm buying it for my son who works on a gas platform, so it's complicated...

You send me $140 to cover the postage, then I'll send a courier to pick it up and dispatch it for Nigeria, then he'll send you the money for the gear....providing it's not leaking

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

2 Apr 2015 12:04am

WOW, cant believe how many of you replied to this post. lol
Its made my day, thanks.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

1 Apr 2015 9:12pm

I actually thought it was a pretty good April fool's day joke...

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

1 Apr 2015 11:15pm

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lotofwind said..
WOW, cant believe how many of you replied to this post. lol
Its made my day, thanks.

Still thinking ? Don't
Here is as a warning picture of another kilter that just sold cheap his kite, throw away his boardies
but didn't passed advanced course for "convereted"

Now he can only watch his mates having fun, with nostalgia

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

2 Apr 2015 1:32am

Should of posted the whole pic for the windsailing ad.

lol
Maybe this was their way at trying to get kiters to change to sailing to get their numbers up again..

.ha ha haaaa

Mark _australia

23526 posts

1 Apr 2015 10:45pm

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Windxtasy said..
I actually thought it was a pretty good April fool's day joke...

Yeah it has never been done before

albers

NSW

1739 posts

2 Apr 2015 9:04am

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lotofwind said..
WOW, cant believe how many of you replied to this post. lol
Its made my day, thanks.

It's all down to mutual respect lotofwind - windsurfers respect you as much as you respect them

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

2 Apr 2015 9:13am

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Windxtasy said..
I actually thought it was a pretty good April fool's day joke...

Almost got me..

kodyn

65 posts

2 Apr 2015 8:07am

Once I stop viewing all those lovely ladies Ill read all the comments and see what this post is all about

fjdoug

ACT

548 posts

2 Apr 2015 6:51pm

and maybe one of these to stay in shape over winter....

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