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Cluffy said...
I was 2 kilometres from shore when I broke a mast. Paddling back was not going to happen and it was a good few km's downwind before I drifted to shore. It would have been a very late one indeed except a kiter came over and checked me out. He said no worries mate I'll go find a power boat to come get you. literally about 10 minutes later he comes back with a power boat following him. I was back on shore within half and hour of breaking my mast. I was so grateful I wanted to marry the bloke.
I bet that worried him. He was probably just angling for a good snog.