"do you like my bag pipes" the one you blow is still in my pants

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Richiefish said...

Wang Long was having trouble attracting the attention he deserved....

"My, your undies fit like a glove"

What have you done with Nursey? she normally gives me my milk

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elmo said...

What have you done with Nursey? she normally gives me my milk

Black Adder ????

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elmo said...

What have you done with Nursey? she normally gives me my milk

Black Adder ????

Big M thought they were on a winner with their new "multi flavour walking dispenser" campaign.



mmmmmhh, hhhhhmm.... flavoured milk, mmmmh hhhhhm Big M !

Bereeve me baby, I love you looong time. About 4 times longer dan any udder.

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elmo said...

Sorry guys, struggling whilst up in the boonies

Lucky for some the cows don't come with red fur

Beware, Mad cow with sunnies and milk

Sometimes during a near-death experience life doesn't flash pasteurised quite as you expect.

The cow suit seemed appropriate that week when Jane learned of the 'home made' sore throut remedy during her Tonsillitis

Wet Willie loves living in Asia BUT he's thinking about changing his name to Wet Teat.....


lack of wind may have driven him mad ! (cow)

Jeeze Richie, pull the udder udder

Q. Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs ?
A. 'cos the cow's got the udder.

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch ....

Hi cowboy! Buy a lonely girl a drink?

Sure thing darlin. You like pasturised, A+, folate added, lite, full cream, or strawberry?

I'm not perticular. But that doesn't mean I'm easy.

Easy is as easy does darlin. How do ya like ma horns?

Well you are a horny little bovine aint ya? Did ya know yer leakin there?

Sure am darlin. Ah c'n barely contain m'self, but I'm a little conflicted. You aint got a good lookin brother do ya?

.....

(And so it goes. Conversations with cows are never boring)

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evlPanda said...

Sometimes during a near-death experience life doesn't flash pasteurised quite as you expect.

But after the milk maid refused his thinly-veiled advances he soon became homo genised - not that there is anything wrong with that.

Due to some payback arrangements from a previous factional deal, the MilkMaids Union latest enterprise bargaining agreement saw them win some major concessions.

A spokesperson for the cows said that they were no longer tickled pink by the arrangement.

yeah thanks for the drink and all, but i would seriously suggest that you get those sunspots checked, some look a little melanomic!

Tombe was a little uncomfortable with his new ninja suit. Sure it was hard to see in the snow and it stopped star knives but for some reason he felt like a dork.

The fancy dress shop misunderstood - he wanted a silk ninja turtle's suit but ended up with the milk and cowabunga one instead.

She was a glass half full type girl......

He was a sandwich short of a picnic type guy...

Eddie was not impressed with the Jeff Kennet design for the much anticipated, Collingwood "away strip"

Bessy seemed to be growing a FIFTH TEAT !!!!!

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evlPanda said...

Sometimes during a near-death experience life doesn't flash pasteurised quite as you expect.

g'day All

In the immortal words of the sausage man "I think we've milked this one as much as we can"

Givin it to Panda, mainly cause after reading his for at least 12 times', I've finally got it, very clever.

Almost gave it to "Japanese porn"

So EP put your evil mind to work

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elmo said...

Almost gave it to "Japanese porn"

Late entry:

MOAR. Sauce please.