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Captions Please...No.137

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sailpilot > 9 months ago, 11 Jun 2010

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

11 Jun 2010 1:59pm

Lets see what what ya's got this time.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

11 Jun 2010 2:06pm

If you dress like a shrub are like to be eaten by a browsing herbivore.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

11 Jun 2010 2:49pm

She tried everything to replace her coke habit.

peto

NSW

406 posts

11 Jun 2010 2:57pm

...while you're down there..

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

11 Jun 2010 3:13pm

After a couple of weeks on those army rations this leg tastes great!

PS Mr Rudd ..Can you send some of your mining tax windfall this way so we can get something decent to eat?

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

11 Jun 2010 3:24pm

"After you do him, can you do me next???"

K Dog

VIC

1847 posts

11 Jun 2010 3:31pm

After suffering a dangerous snake bite, Captain Davis called up the one and only person he knew could suck "real good" to "save" him.

Too far? [}:)]

Windxtasy

4017 posts

11 Jun 2010 1:32pm

Army protocol for snakebite treatment (RAIDS)
1. Restrain the patient
2. Administer pain relief (mouth gag)
3. Immobilise the limb
4. Disinfect the wound by pouring Coke on it
5. Suck out the poison.

jermaldan

VIC

1572 posts

11 Jun 2010 3:47pm

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sailpilot said...

Lets see what what ya's got this time.

Andre Agassi: "Hey Doc, had this wierd dream I was in the bush and some chick was biting off my leg, while Ross kemp was holding my arm and laughing at me. Think that means I gotta stop with the Crystal Meth?"

knigit

319 posts

11 Jun 2010 1:50pm

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K Dog said...

After suffering a dangerous snake bite, Captain Davis called up the one and only person he knew could suck "real good" to "save" him.

Too far? [}:)]

Not too far, Davis just wishes the bite was a foot higher.

Too far?

SMG

QLD

208 posts

11 Jun 2010 4:03pm

Twilight 3: Afghanistan.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

11 Jun 2010 5:27pm

Now stop laughing! Can't you see I'm mortally wounded?

Windxtasy

4017 posts

11 Jun 2010 5:28pm

I think my braces are hooked on your bandage...

Mark _australia

23526 posts

11 Jun 2010 6:21pm

All kinds of weird sh!t happens when the Army guys get plastered

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

11 Jun 2010 11:01pm

Unfortunately Private Parts, Major Head and General Pleasure had to appear before the disciplinary tribunal after a few unfortunate grammatical errors in the Incident Report....

elmo

8879 posts

11 Jun 2010 10:03pm

going down.....to far

elmo

8879 posts

11 Jun 2010 10:04pm

Even hiding your pay packet in your plaster cast will not stop your wife getting to it

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

12 Jun 2010 12:30am

giddings old chap, look i know it seems unnatural but lance corporal hopkins loves to clean wounds her way.

elmo

8879 posts

11 Jun 2010 10:54pm

WTF's she doing?? I've hurt me arm

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

12 Jun 2010 12:04pm

Nooo, Seargent sweetness, when I said you could roll the next one on with your teeth I didn't mean a bandage

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

12 Jun 2010 12:26pm

Despite her best intentions to please, Private Stacy was a little hard of hearing….

She was sure Major Johnson had said he "enjoyed bandage sessions and having his coke sucked"

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

12 Jun 2010 5:13pm

Backpacker chicks, they're all the same.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

12 Jun 2010 6:16pm

Yet another victim of the dreaded IED (improvised eating device).

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

12 Jun 2010 6:20pm

Triage à trois

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

12 Jun 2010 6:33pm

Ranger Stacy joined the Army so she had to get back into uniform, but that didn't stop her from going totally wild... well, sort of.

pweedas

4642 posts

12 Jun 2010 5:25pm

There there theeerrrrre Snookums. Let Mummy kiss it better for yooou.

Sob,.. niiff, mmff, but it reeeealy huuurts.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

12 Jun 2010 5:27pm

Buffy the Vampire slayer shows her troops what to look out for.

nebbian

6277 posts

13 Jun 2010 1:04am

Those seawasps can be nasty:

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

13 Jun 2010 11:32am

Corporal Stacie's hopes and dreams are shattered when she discovers Cpt Bob's secret.

"hmmm... If I didn't know better I'd say this looks like a kiting injury"

knigit

319 posts

13 Jun 2010 11:45am

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The cruel world of kiting fashion exposed! Davis suffers the wrath of 2 fellow kiters who had tweeted THEY were gonna wear cammo outfits today.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

13 Jun 2010 5:02pm

tickle tickle , brrrrbbrrrrrbbbbbburblebbbrrrrr

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