so it dosnt hit the fan ???

Mate, you reckon youve got a **** job!!!!!!

Initial uniform trials by the Ghostbusters were not hugely successful.

Someone at the ad agency had critically misjudged the target market and it was a really hard sell for the promo girls of the new fragrance "au de toilette"

Those girls have really big sh!tters.

(Not very PC I know )

The backpacks were OK, it was the S Bend exit pipe that was uncomfortable

Maria thought the job was ok, but she really hated the customers who insisted on doing a reverse kanga and breathed on the back of her neck.

Portaloos.
Always there when you need them.

Now where did we hide our stash of toilet paper?

porcelain bus drivers

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This is a true story:
On a bus trip across the subcontinent the tourists were so afflicted by diarrhoea there was an arrangement made with the bus driver that anyone with a desperate need should run up to the front of the bus and he would immediately stop so they could get out and relieve themselves.
On one such occasion a young lady exited the bus and vaulted over a low limestone wall into a field of lush grass. She took a long time to return, and when she did it was from down the road, and she appeared to be covered from head to toe in brown flowers.
It turned out the "field of grass" she had jumped into was a thin, grass covered crust covering a deep and extensive cesspit servicing the town just up the road. The unfortunate girl found herself completely submerged and had to swim through the excrement to get to a point where she could climb out, and hence her reappearance from down the road.
The poor girl was forced to sit at the very back of the bus with the back window wide open while all the other passengers squeezed into the frontmost seats, as far away from the smell as seating would allow.

To avoid such embarrassing incidents in the future, the locals provided a portaloo service which would run to the tourist buses when they stopped.

Typical women. As soon as they are anywhere near a dunny their friend has to come with them.

Bushwalkers in National Parks only take photos and only leave footprints.

National Parks' answer to Meter Maids.

wiping service additional 50 cents....

I know its off topic but if anyone red thumbs Mark on that one then somethings wrong. P*****g myself!!!!!!!

It was dawning on Roberta that perhaps she too had been caught up in the franchise buying frenzy that had swept the nation and clever marketing on part of the Cistern Water Top Up Company.

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You have seen the "Tellie-Tubbies"

now meet the "Tellie Dunnys"

Hey Effie, can you spot for me for 5 mins? I'm busting for the dunny.

Current government OH&S rules require that all outdoor workers have easy access to a toilet at all times.

Sure, selling Prune Juice is easy, but the market research is a pain in the butt

Lou are you ready for a dunny break?

I dunno, I feel a bit flushed...

Getting ready to queue for the end-of-year sales

the queensland government was disheartened that the residents of toowoomba overwhelmingly rejected the proposed recycled effluent water scheme.

they had even sent promo girls to promote it.

Hey, any of you girls need a plumber?

In this part of town the girls charge $10 a ride - cheap but dignified.

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In this part of town the girls charge $10 a ride - cheap but dignified.

And they did so well they were flush with funds

Ok Your best Aretha Franklin...

Now there was a time when they used to say
That behind every - "great man."
There had to be a - "great woman."
But in these times of change you know
That it's no longer true.
So we're comin' out of the bathroom
'Cause there's somethin' we forgot
to say to you (we say)

Cisterns are doin' it for themselves.
Standin' on their own two feet.
And ringin' on their own bells.
Cisterns are doin' it for themselves...

waterloo dude, your mind is fully lateral.

yeah margot, the pay is really good being carpark attendents at these curry festivals.

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Sh%t happens................ Be prepared

The Year: AD 3978
The Location: Planet of the Apes

"Have you forgotten your scripture, the thirteenth scroll? "And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to the peepee and the children did make sport of him."