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Caption competition 81

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Windxtasy > 9 months ago, 1 Jun 2009

Windxtasy

4017 posts

1 Jun 2009 8:28pm

Sorry to take so long to post this but I was away for the long weekend.

Have fun with this one:

OceanBlue64

VIC

980 posts

1 Jun 2009 10:35pm

After getting a decent dose of gamma radiation, George was really hopeful he would become the Incredible Hulk, but imagine his horror when instead he turned into a Prancing P00F!

JayBee

NSW

714 posts

1 Jun 2009 11:14pm

Tommy - Biggest Loser 2009, still dreamed of Hungry Jacks Triple Whoppers - and he hadnt bought any new clothes yet either!

elmo

8879 posts

1 Jun 2009 9:51pm

I feel pretty, ~~oh so pretty~~ pretty vacant[}:)]

Beryl Van Helsin's attempt to drive the timber stake into the vampire's (who happened to originate from Transelvestite) heart through his shoulder could have been a mistake.......ah well she sung, "better luck next time" and then tottered off to Bingo.

elmo

8879 posts

1 Jun 2009 10:42pm

Damn, I'm getting wood

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

2 Jun 2009 12:48am

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the gimp enters the room [}:)]

Mark _australia

23526 posts

1 Jun 2009 11:09pm

(Play Terminator theme music....... dah dah dah dah dah dah )

In 2056AD, the T1000 hunter-killers were disguised as old grannies, and reconfigured to terminate KITERS ...... who by then were wearing dresses over their wetsuits........

elmo

8879 posts

2 Jun 2009 6:18am

A friendly dog, a cold nose and a poorly tied hospital gown

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

2 Jun 2009 9:51am

local amateur drama production "Blood on the Wall" is the story of kiter mishap...

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

2 Jun 2009 11:15am

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Windxtasy said...

...and before they knew it the ol' "mine is bigger than yours" game got out of hand...

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

2 Jun 2009 11:21am

Frank had become teachers pet at the How to Please Your Wife School and as such was always called upon to give the demonstrations.

[}:)]

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

2 Jun 2009 12:24pm

We're dying from Global Warming!!! It's here!!!

(SP)

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

2 Jun 2009 12:47pm

Charades night at the church hall.....

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

2 Jun 2009 1:01pm

despite losing weight, Demis still liked wearing mumus.....

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

2 Jun 2009 6:34pm

George was struggling on his first day at Seniors Porn School....

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

2 Jun 2009 6:44pm

under Gertrudes expert tuition, Jerry eventually got, the teacup, the eifel tower and the coat hanger.....

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

2 Jun 2009 10:16pm

"my point exactly george! thats what it feels like with an unexpected vibrator in your bum while you're doing the dishes!"

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

3 Jun 2009 12:04pm

The writing was on the wall for the Christian Lacroix fashion house when they started hiring cheaper models.

Marvin

725 posts

3 Jun 2009 2:40pm

there there lucy... if you won't do your music homework we'll turn you into Mr Cross for a day and see how you like that!

drift

VIC

737 posts

3 Jun 2009 9:03pm

Welcome to WHEN FOGEYS GO BAD Episode One..
Tonight we look at the growing number of elderly folk replacing their angina tablets with ecstacy.....

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

3 Jun 2009 10:16pm

MY RED and YELLOW SPOTTED BOARDIES, WHERE ARE THEY!!

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

3 Jun 2009 10:25pm

Quarantined yes, but its not because of swine flue Harold.

decrepit

12802 posts

3 Jun 2009 8:49pm

NEW from Maccas, the Giant Invisible burger!!!

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

4 Jun 2009 12:26am

"congratulations phillip, you have now passed your tafe prostate management course"

Windxtasy

4017 posts

3 Jun 2009 10:35pm

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Windxtasy said...

I'm going to need that maternity dress back Steve, I'm having twins!

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

4 Jun 2009 8:24am

I dont know George, a little fuzzy red man told me to wear them. Whats your excuse ???

Windxtasy

4017 posts

4 Jun 2009 10:15am

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Richiefish said...

I dont know George, a little fuzzy red man

told me to wear them. Whats your excuse ???

elmo

8879 posts

4 Jun 2009 10:33am

Windxtasy

4017 posts

4 Jun 2009 10:42am

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elmo said...

... Obviously I'm a bit slow today...

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