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Richiefish > 9 months ago, 28 Apr 2014

FormulaNova

15090 posts

28 Apr 2014 8:32am

Maria thought the restaurant was a great idea when she read it had 360 degree views of the water.

Mobydisc

NSW

9029 posts

28 Apr 2014 10:35am

The Climate Institute's advertisement campaign on global warming backfired when rising sea levels was seen as not all bad.

elmo

8879 posts

28 Apr 2014 8:39am

Arrrrggghhhh yellow water

Mobydisc

NSW

9029 posts

28 Apr 2014 11:54am

First rule of sandbar etiquette:

Number ones good number twos bad.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

28 Apr 2014 11:32am

Having drinks at the wet mess

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

28 Apr 2014 11:34am

Q. What type of waiter do you get at a water filled restaurant?

A. A da-Dum waiter

FormulaNova

15090 posts

28 Apr 2014 1:12pm

Bob decided to go one up on the restaurant where they cooked your fish at the table. In his, you had to catch it first.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

28 Apr 2014 1:14pm

You know things are crazy when people try and out do each other on how fresh their sushi is.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

28 Apr 2014 6:52pm

The Cafe at Wellington Point (QLD) decided that if the kiters were going to keep landing in the cafe they might as well make it easy for them.

(easier clean up too)

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

28 Apr 2014 6:32pm

No-no-no-no
I said POOL Tables

"Power lines in place?"
"check!"
"Trees on foreshore?"
"check!"
"Cars in parking lot?"
"check!"

There was a nervous tension in the air now that the judges and audience were in place and waiting expectantly for the carnage to begin, on episode 1 of the latest reality TV show.....

"Kite Crash Investigation"

TristanF

VIC

230 posts

29 Apr 2014 12:08am

"It's like I said to Judas, they make you walk over water to get a Goddamn booking here! Which I ordinarily wouldn't mind, if it weren't for the holes in my hands and feet..."

terminal

1421 posts

29 Apr 2014 1:15am

"Last time I dine on the beach! 5 hours to get served and we ordered at low tide!"

DavMen

NSW

1509 posts

29 Apr 2014 10:01am

Not being happy with the current progress of the sharking culling program, Colin Barnett decides to set baits.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

29 Apr 2014 8:39am

Raj's Curry House was just safer this way

evilC

QLD

681 posts

29 Apr 2014 12:15pm

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

29 Apr 2014 12:56pm

The Chair Police take it to the next level.

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

29 Apr 2014 1:03pm

The Incontinence Support Club director had hit upon the perfect location for their conference!!!

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

29 Apr 2014 12:19pm

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Global warming deniers convention 2094

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

29 Apr 2014 12:21pm

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God I love these crotchless panties!

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

29 Apr 2014 3:52pm

Carantoc

7194 posts

29 Apr 2014 7:37pm

Flysurfer's Christmas shin-dig went from bad to worse.

First someone stole his father's wine, then the tide came in

Mark _australia

23526 posts

29 Apr 2014 7:41pm

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Carantoc said..
Flysurfer's Christmas shin-dig went from bad to worse.

First someone stole his father's wine, then the tide came in

Yeah but he got to tell everyone he made his date's knickers wet

TGale

TAS

301 posts

30 Apr 2014 10:01am

Crowds gather for the long anticipated final in-person onwater showdown of speed, spectacle and skill between lotofwind and Mark_australia ...

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

1 May 2014 2:25pm

Dont look up !!!!

John340

QLD

3373 posts

5 May 2014 11:08am

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Richiefish said..

Dont look up !!!!

Really, nothing of of consequence to see!

Bluedog76

243 posts

5 May 2014 9:42am

The sharks liked the new explanation of the food chain by the humans

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

5 May 2014 11:51am

another sunken ferry below ?

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

5 May 2014 4:22pm

Two contenders on equal greenthumbness. Stuthepirate and TristanF. I'll give it to TristanF on bonus irreverence points.

TristanF you win !!! Over to you for the next one.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

8 May 2014 4:46pm

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