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Caption competition # 27 E

Created by elmo elmo  > 9 months ago, 23 Aug 2008
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elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

24 Aug 2008 10:21am
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elmo said...

Wicket practice


with stump cam
Wet Willy
Wet Willy

TAS

2317 posts

24 Aug 2008 12:42pm
Kitemare in Mumbai
russh
russh

SA

3027 posts

24 Aug 2008 12:15pm
News headline "President of the River Murray divers association performs cunning stunt outside parliament house to highlight the plight of the murray"
NotWal
NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

24 Aug 2008 12:59pm
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elmo said...

elmo said...

Wicket practice


with stump cam


Please come again.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

24 Aug 2008 11:13am
As the crowd gathered, the man walking past thought it was much Apu about nothing
NotWal
NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

24 Aug 2008 1:24pm
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Dawn Patrol said...

Turns out he was praying to the wrong god.


The next minute a giant hammer hurtled out of the sky and drove him into the ground
stribo
stribo

QLD

1628 posts

24 Aug 2008 1:25pm
(in indian accent of course)
You think its clever that i've had my head buried for three days.You wait till you see me eat my lunch.
stribo
stribo

QLD

1628 posts

24 Aug 2008 1:26pm
And now for my next trick "the curry fountain".
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex

NSW

1600 posts

24 Aug 2008 1:27pm
The Indian version of Stargate
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

24 Aug 2008 11:30am
The lunchtime crowd gathered as they had heard about the New Deli in the street...... very diappointing for the hungry masses


Edit #1: Withdrawn ........ about as funny as a fart in an elevator

Edit #2: Strewth it got thumbs up so reinstated
elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

24 Aug 2008 2:43pm
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stribo said...

And now for my next trick "the curry fountain".


Wrong in so many ways

I love it
Bender
Bender

WA

2236 posts

24 Aug 2008 3:01pm
Kelib was good at his job.
His boss had just sat him down for a performance review.
Most of the feed back was good, but his boss did ask Kelib to use his head more.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

24 Aug 2008 7:44pm



this is what happens when "Growing Dope" is taken too literally.
NotWal
NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

24 Aug 2008 7:50pm
Cleverly disguised undercover police tackle the theft of Mumbai's kerb side trees for firewood.
NotWal
NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

24 Aug 2008 7:52pm
Amit investigates the prospect of being reincarnated as a tree.
wormy
wormy

QLD

679 posts

24 Aug 2008 8:03pm
Don't worry, I just saw my ex wife coming down the street.
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin

WA

2331 posts

24 Aug 2008 6:40pm
The unfortunate circumstances of throwing a $2 coin to a bunch of beggars!
MintoxGT
MintoxGT

WA

975 posts

24 Aug 2008 7:25pm
Dont you bloody tickel me feet Punjahbi, Im looking for my Kaftan!!!!

Spelling is very poor, sorry.
evlPanda
evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

24 Aug 2008 10:16pm
Poor Apu couldn't afford a real trip down under.
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

24 Aug 2008 11:00pm

sausage
sausage

QLD

4873 posts

25 Aug 2008 9:35am
As Apu jumped from the plane, he realised his new job as a suicide bomber was going to be one of the hardest he'd ever done.



2 minutes later:
Just realised Richiefish has already used the suicide bomber idea.
elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

25 Aug 2008 7:38am
Please please let nobody see me taking a leak
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

25 Aug 2008 10:48am
the "auger helmet" is used a lot in local fencing projects . In this pic the guys that are turning habeeb, are on smoko.
NotWal
NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

25 Aug 2008 12:28pm
I just realised how competitive some of you guys are.
You don't vote thumbs up at all, just dethumb the opposition. Vicious

I've been laughing out loud at this one. Some of those comments are priceless.
I was really tickled by Wet Willie's 40 day head spin gag but the one that just keeps me giggling when ever I think of it is Mr No-one's comment "Say, I could park my bicycle there" - cracks me up. (meta pun not intended)

Keep em coming boys.
poor relative
poor relative

WA

9106 posts

25 Aug 2008 10:32am
apus new ostrich dance had the crowd roaring
MikeyS
MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

25 Aug 2008 2:42pm
Unfortunately for Sanjeev, the Indian cosmetic surgeons had only ever trained on Mr Potato Head.
big-gazza
big-gazza

WA

101 posts

25 Aug 2008 7:02pm
The Mumbai Aeronautical Space Administration (M.A.S.A.) today announced its first succesful manned launch into an outer orbit of the earth - only marred by the slightest of hitches for the astronaut on re-entry!!
sailpilot
sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

25 Aug 2008 9:12pm
After 5 long years the "intelligence" agencies of the western world still haven't discovered Osama's hideout.
stribo
stribo

QLD

1628 posts

25 Aug 2008 9:42pm
Ooo sumbudy pleeze help me!! I'm touching cloth..
Sailhack
Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

25 Aug 2008 9:59pm



(guy in ground)
"Hey, little ol' lady......can you hilp me, bro?......I'm beached is!"

(ol' lady)
"Hey, Bro.......You're beached is!!!"

(guy in ground)
"Yeah, bro........I'm beached is!!!.......and you think that F'n whale was parched, bro!!"

(ol' lady)
"Oh, yeah bro.......hey......


........wanna chup?"





(Sorry, just saw Liz's post)

(Oh, and sorry for the crappy kiwi accent)
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