(guy in ground)
"Hey, little ol' lady......can you hilp me, bro?......I'm beached is!"
(ol' lady)
"Hey, Bro.......You're beached is!!!"
(guy in ground)
"Yeah, bro........I'm beached is!!!.......and you think that F'n whale was parched, bro!!"
(ol' lady)
"Oh, yeah bro.......hey......
........wanna chup?"
(Sorry, just saw Liz's post)
(Oh, and sorry for the crappy kiwi accent

)