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evlPanda said...

The Commodore and its beaten trailer will form a cocoon from the sand.
Then, in a few weeks, it will emerge from the cocoon and continue its life as a shiny new Sandman.


3 weeks later:



(Why are mine always nature doco sendups?)

dont worry. I imagine the "attenbourough voice " when I read them.

Untill this happened Eugene thought a "snatch strap" was an item of womens underwear.....

From Pascal Omaru
Abidjan , Ivory Coast
West Africa
Email me pascal_omaru2088@yahoo.fr

Good Day Dear,

I deem it a respect and honour as well as priviledge to write you, on my deep conviction about you, after my deligent search for a honest and trustworthy someone who will assist me in recovering this car which is chock full of diamonds...

Are we there yet?

Thats not what I meant when I said dip the headlights.

sand worming - bogan style.

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elmo said...
a car much prized by goat boaters as it is the only vehicle which can make a wave ski look cool

Yes. Which marketing genius thought to put a goat boat there? "This will appeal to our target audience".

As a kid there was some guy in our street that had a wagon with a spray painted mural down the side. A Battlestar Galactica "Cylon" robot with a semi naked woman thrown over his shoulder, volcanoes, lasers and lightning in the background. Coolest thing ever when you are 9. I crashed my bike into it one day and he came out ready to kill me.

Didn't we all want to be just like that guy down the street or next door who had "the van". In my case it was the boyfriend of the chick next door. Never understood what went on behing those smoked side bubble windows and moonroof, but it must have been pretty good. (Especially for a 6'2" guy to sleep in a space that was 5"10" long).

Who say's "Shiit don't float"

The wiggles Big Red Car turned brown a week after Henry the octupus misinterpreted the idea of car-pooling.

For sale Holden Commodore, 1 careful owner, 1 dickhead

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fitz66 said...

For sale Holden Commodore, 1 careful owner, 1 dickhead

I would have thought "for sale Holden Commodore, one lady driver"

No bloke would be so dumb would he....... oh yeah that's right, some blokes buy $80K fourbies and think that "letting the tyres down" is 25psi and you can race through the shallow water like a TV commercial and then park there and take a photo
Canyonero, canyonerrrroooowwwwwww

I just can't pick, we have half a dozen quotes with full green thumbs!!

I appreciate this one for it's pure simplicty

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MikeyS said...

Mussel car

And I think this one is quite clever too

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evlPanda said...

The Commodore and its beaten trailer will form a cocoon from the sand.
Then, in a few weeks, it will emerge from the cocoon and continue its life as a shiny new Sandman.


3 weeks later:



(Why are mine always nature doco sendups?)

I'm going to give the golden windsurfer award to MikeyS on a countback.
Congratulations mate, your choice for this week!

... you could say evlpanda was pipi'd at the post

Got out muscled.


(I voted for Mussel Car.)

flatheaded in a whitingwash despite a sandworm panelvan ! ( bet he's crabby)?