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Caption competition #17

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knot board > 9 months ago, 25 Jun 2008

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

25 Jun 2008 9:29am

Boris hitched up his gear trailer not thinking for a moment it might be the last adventure for his reliable holden.

EDIT> names changed to protect the innocent

hope was fading fast for the marine biologists - the last three attempts at towing it back out to sea were only met with it beaching itself again. Some alluded to the fact that this species "Balaenoptera Commodoris" was not regarded too highly, others were more optimistic and were holden out for its survival.

mikey100

QLD

1105 posts

25 Jun 2008 10:53am

Parking lot at Sandy Point.

walshd

601 posts

25 Jun 2008 10:29am

FAIL

walshd

601 posts

25 Jun 2008 10:35am

For sale:

Holden VS Commadore. Low Kms, no dents or scratches. Paint in a1 cond. Motor running a bit rough. Slight rust in door seal.
$3500 ono Call Damo on 0421789066

Also available: 6x4 Trailer. Needs new wheel bearings. $500 ono

Fraggle

72 posts

25 Jun 2008 10:15am

Australia...where on a quiet day you can hear holdens rusting.

elmo

8879 posts

25 Jun 2008 11:18am

I know I parked my car next to this one

walshd

601 posts

25 Jun 2008 1:22pm

Hey Johnno, do a burnout!!

grandfromage

344 posts

25 Jun 2008 12:00pm

you really can take a commadore just about anywhere.

new bond car perhaps, i dont think miss moneypenny would be too impressed.

evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

25 Jun 2008 2:39pm

When satellite navigation fails.

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

25 Jun 2008 2:43pm

Mussel car

grandfromage

344 posts

25 Jun 2008 1:45pm

mark webber, in the gravel trap again... tut.

laff77

NSW

273 posts

25 Jun 2008 3:49pm

Not all shareholders were convinced that Holden's latest anti-theft system was going to be all that successful.

porka

156 posts

25 Jun 2008 1:51pm

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knot board said...

"Try deflating the tyres a bit and starting in second..."

stamp

QLD

2795 posts

25 Jun 2008 4:21pm

"thats the last time i let the bloody dog drive to the beach...."

P.C_simpson

1492 posts

25 Jun 2008 3:11pm

"come on guys give me a push after this next set, it's almost out"

walshd

601 posts

25 Jun 2008 4:56pm

"See, I told you it wouldnt float with the trailer on"

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

25 Jun 2008 7:09pm

If they didnt want it to go to sea ,they should have called ita "general" instead of a "commodore" ??????

Mark _australia

23526 posts

25 Jun 2008 6:34pm

After being recovered, the Commie gave new meaning to the word "Holden":

Heaps Of Loud Diff and Engine Noises

(PS: don't think anyone will beat MikeyS' one)

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

25 Jun 2008 8:47pm

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Mark _australia said...

After being recovered, the Commie gave new meaning to the word "Holden":

Heaps Of Loud Diff and Engine Noises

(PS: don't think anyone will beat MikeyS' one)

yes, but a mussel car is just compenating for having a small cockle ? aliveo !

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

25 Jun 2008 8:55pm

"wait for it...........any minute now............ Chitty, Chitty...........DOH !"

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

25 Jun 2008 9:00pm

"I'M BOGGED"

waveslave

4263 posts

25 Jun 2008 8:18pm

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knot board said...

The ultra surf check. ^^^

elmo

8879 posts

25 Jun 2008 8:36pm

Houston, I think we have a problem

poor relative

9106 posts

25 Jun 2008 8:59pm

She'll be right mate

snides8

1731 posts

25 Jun 2008 9:01pm

some one should of told him that when they need tyres for the artificial reefs they should remove the car from the tyres first....

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

25 Jun 2008 11:10pm

"....tide is high
and the Holden's gone,
I'm gonna have to get
another one...."

-in my best Debborah

Harry voice

Greenroom

7608 posts

25 Jun 2008 11:05pm

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evlPanda said...

The Commodore and its beaten trailer will form a cocoon from the sand.
Then, in a few weeks, it will emerge from the cocoon and continue its life as a shiny new Sandman.

3 weeks later:

Very clever

Mr. No-one

921 posts

25 Jun 2008 11:16pm

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waveslave said...

knot board said...

The ultra surf check. ^^^

Rockingham surfcam hay?

Mr. No-one

921 posts

25 Jun 2008 11:42pm

Once upon a time in Rockingham...

RRRRRRRRRRRRR................RRRRRRRRRRRRRR................... RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Barry; "Damn, it's f#*$'n flooded!"
Sheela; "I f#*$'n told you we should have dumped the rubbish at the f#*$'n tip!!

elmo

8879 posts

25 Jun 2008 11:47pm

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(Why are mine always nature doco sendups?)

a car much prized by goat boaters as it is the only vehicle which can make a wave ski look cool

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