Bob was alway conserned with safety, but not being so bright always forgot about his hands.

Knot Board,finally found a salesman who would take his van as a trade in on a new family vehicle.

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Dave looked on enviously when he saw how great Johns ass looked in the new rubber suit.

City Farmers would not sell Mohammed 20kg bags of ammonium nitrate, even when he took his mate Fred along...

John's mum always made him wear his helmet, knee guards and survival suit when he went skating with friends.

Major oil companies have hired new "mail openers"

The scene is the BOM yearly fun day "no mate we got it wrong again and the windsurfers have blagged a day off"

CNN: - "...and in breaking news, Michael Jackson showed he was happy to make his way to the front line to entertain the troops....once they had found a suitable outfit and escort."

Laurie was concerned, with the lack of wind the natives were getting restless

The new ending found on the 30th Anniversary edition of '2001 - A Space Odyssey' leaves fans even more confused.

There was a whisper that Aardvark warriors were in the area

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elmo said...

Mark was taking no chances after his last paint ball experience

Elmo is the winner !!!

But look out buddy, I think the US government pulled the hotlink to their picture after they realised we were taking the piss.

So fluffy one, it's your choice for the new competition.
I highly anticipate a picture related to one of your famous crashes....

kevin didn't trust his segway instructor, albert thought he was a little too cautious.