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Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 16 Jan 2012

Mark _australia

23526 posts

16 Jan 2012 9:56pm

Running out of inspiration so hope this gets somebody's creative juices going.......... I got nothin

Gestalt

QLD

14722 posts

17 Jan 2012 12:16am

jesus could be a real wanker at times

Mr. No-one

921 posts

16 Jan 2012 11:34pm

Can't you feminists take a joke, she was already dead!

BulldogPup

6657 posts

16 Jan 2012 11:35pm

" ..... I want a divorce - you just walk all over me .....sob"

nosinkanow

NSW

441 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:56am

"I am God's gift to women, now let me walk all over you."

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

17 Jan 2012 9:38am

"People Surfing" is gaining popularity in many inland metropolitan areas.

Davage

VIC

182 posts

17 Jan 2012 11:29am

First it was planking.
Then it was owling.
Now this summers latest craze...Jesusing.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:50pm

I todays episode of The Iron Chef, the key ingredient will be pretzels - human pretzels

DrJ

ACT

481 posts

17 Jan 2012 4:06pm

I was hoping that yoga classes would get the monkey of my back !

Carantoc

7194 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:06pm

For some residents of Port Hedland the Cyclone Heidi evacuation centre was an adventure all in itself

Carantoc

7194 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:07pm

Tony Abott demonstrated to the Liberal faithful how he was going to take on Juliar in 2012

Carantoc

7194 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:09pm

It was at that point Mark_Australia slipped on a freckle and the awkward landing caused the infamous 'finger in the nose' incident

doggie

15849 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:13pm

"Bit to the left"

Carantoc

7194 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:13pm

Tristan had imagined the guitar master class course with Mark Knofler would have had more music theory and less of Knofler reminiscing about the 1983 tour of Kazakhstan

Carantoc

7194 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:14pm

Due to government cut backs the residents of Mullalo have to change the light bulbs in the community centre themselves

Carantoc

7194 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:19pm

TWISTER

FAIL

You are doing it wrong

Carantoc

7194 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:21pm

Harold felt like he was dancing on sunshine that afternoon.

Mrs Sunshine McWithers wasn't so happy.

Carantoc

7194 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:23pm

LotofWind could regularly been found hunting for cougars at the Park Beach Bowling Club community room afternoon activities sessions

felixdcat

3519 posts

17 Jan 2012 2:59pm

Kiter Joe knew that to progress to the top after tea bagging, shark luring he had to master indoor kate surfing.

Carantoc

7194 posts

17 Jan 2012 3:08pm

^^ You missed the polka dot headband

Did you enjoy placing some of the red dots. I am guessing you had to zoom in to do it ? Not a pleasant job I am sure.

longwinded

347 posts

17 Jan 2012 3:20pm

"Now class, with the right application of paint and pressure we can make some beautiful starfish prints on the towel"

barn

2960 posts

17 Jan 2012 3:28pm

Found better resolution. There is a lot going on in this picture.

felixdcat

3519 posts

17 Jan 2012 3:34pm

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Carantoc said...

^^ You missed the polka dot headband

Did you enjoy placing some of the red dots. I am guessing you had to zoom in to do it ? Not a pleasant job I am sure.

Had to do it with my eyes closed

! That why I missed the head band!

When kiter Frans first heard about Pole surfing, he knew he had to give it a go... The Polish yoga class were not impressed, but they understood his mistake after reading about kite boarding etiquette on the internet.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

17 Jan 2012 6:42pm

Bikram Yoga has now incorporated some Christian elements into its program as can be seen with this latest exercise, generally known as the "JC drying his feet on Mary Magdalene after she has washed them" position.

elmo

8879 posts

17 Jan 2012 3:43pm

Ok it does smell like there's a dead cat down there

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

17 Jan 2012 6:22pm

Master Savri had a really bad case of toe jan.

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

17 Jan 2012 5:11pm

A little to the left, a little bit higher, THAT'S THE SPOT! now push harder!

Windxtasy

4017 posts

17 Jan 2012 7:07pm

Oh Dear. Carantoc has a day off again, and there's no wind, so after spending an hour thinking of all the captions he possibly could, it was off to the local recreation centre where he offerred to massage the instructor's back in return for some chiropractic work on his stiff neck and shoulders.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

17 Jan 2012 9:55pm

After cutbacks at the ABC the Sandman became Australia's synchronised swimming coach. Unfortunately, his misunderstanding of the flutter back finning stroke led to serious injuries amongst his athletes...

Davage

VIC

182 posts

17 Jan 2012 11:23pm

Everybody one more time...THATS WHY ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE Y.M.C.A

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