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Caption comp number 124 !!!

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Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 1 Mar 2010

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

3 Mar 2010 9:07am

Out on DVD now..

Dad's Army - Series 42 "Pike's Last Stand"

russh

3027 posts

3 Mar 2010 11:48am

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Waterloo said...

"Lara - where the bloody hell are ya"

pweedas

4642 posts

3 Mar 2010 12:13pm

"OK then! Thith ith how it workth.
I fire off the firth few roundth and then I catchth the rethurn fire in ma teefth.
Sh!th ! I forgoth ma teefth! "

rohjar

142 posts

3 Mar 2010 1:07pm

The 'babies overboard' story got some people to vote for Johnny Howard. Nanna decided to defend our shores herself...

Carantoc

7194 posts

3 Mar 2010 7:33pm

The Bingle and Fevola lawyers thought it was going well, but after 40 years in the courts Bingle took things into her own hands

A cross between Scientology and Al Quada, The Gumnutters exist to protect us from the evil Banksia men.

These people consider the writings of May Gibbs to be a literal description of the evils that threaten our daily existence. When not on patrol the Gumnutters can be found perched bare arsed in trees untangling kites.

sailpilot

QLD

787 posts

4 Mar 2010 12:11pm

Due to the high crime rate in Izyagalagoastan, the local hookesr now carry their own protection

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

4 Mar 2010 7:54pm

From the Lonely Planet Guide :

In Kazakhstan manners are important. Grumpy androgynous old people are well armed and quick to take offence.

Did you call me "androgynous" ?

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

4 Mar 2010 11:03pm

Upset with recent events in the Falkland Islands, Margaret Thatcher takes matters into her own hands to settle the dispute once and for all.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

4 Mar 2010 11:13pm

if only the army had supplied us with toothbrushes and little mugs!

AusMoz

QLD

1510 posts

5 Mar 2010 10:33am

The new speed gun to be used at Sandy Point and Burrum Heads speed events!!!, you'll know if you go too slow!!!

elviento

NSW

23 posts

5 Mar 2010 1:55pm

And I'll give you 6 inches you will remember ya cheating toad ......Doris is my mum!!

Windxtasy

4017 posts

5 Mar 2010 5:22pm

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Like many other retirees, the GFC forced Gladys to return to work.
In her youth Gladys had worked in a mercery.
The girl at Centrelink misheard her and sent her straight to the SAS.
Gladys had never had so much fun in her life.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

6 Mar 2010 1:00am

the security staff at the waffen S/S 70 year reunion seemed a little eccentric.

(and french.)

mabo

QLD

28 posts

6 Mar 2010 10:51am

greeny's old girlfriend

Windxtasy

4017 posts

6 Mar 2010 9:48am

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Mark's grandmother gets very defensive when trolls red-thumb her favorite grandson.

RRamjet

QLD

43 posts

8 Mar 2010 5:42am

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GREY NOMADS ON NW COAST GET DEFENSIVE ABOUT BOAT PEOPLE

Mark _australia

23526 posts

8 Mar 2010 9:16am

I think it is about time to kill this one.

8 hrs (ish) to go.............

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

8 Mar 2010 11:46am

Sometimes "Kite Man"s mum had to go to extraordinary measures to get him home for dinner !!!

Mark _australia

23526 posts

8 Mar 2010 5:56pm

OK a result

Richiefish and formulanova both had 2 good ones with lots of green thumbs, as did Windxtasy.

Guns and Ammo swimsuit edition was quite funny but a bit erk, and stay between the flags very clever.

So equal rankings to all 3, but Windxtasy wins for 2 very good entries and taking the p!ss out of me also

Windxtasy

4017 posts

8 Mar 2010 8:11pm

Oooh thankyou.
I'll go look for a picture.
Your grandmother must have hit her target because your last post hasn't been red thumbed yet!

FormulaNova

15090 posts

8 Mar 2010 8:29pm

So the Twisties and Vegemite sandwich remains in WA huh?

Just when I was getting over the aversion to Vegemite...

Wineman

NSW

1412 posts

9 Mar 2010 12:09am

Better to have Vegemite than Co*a Cola any day

You know you want to give it up!

Windxtasy

4017 posts

8 Mar 2010 9:22pm

Can I have just the Twisties?

Mark _australia

23526 posts

8 Mar 2010 10:22pm

No Anita, prize as offered. I'll give it to you next time I'm in Perth

Windxtasy

4017 posts

8 Mar 2010 11:11pm

just make sure it's fresh...

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