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Caption comp number 124 !!!

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Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 1 Mar 2010

Mark _australia

23526 posts

1 Mar 2010 10:40pm

And a prize is offerred - a Twisties and Vegemite sandwich again.

(not that she could eat it

)

elmo

8879 posts

1 Mar 2010 10:49pm

Give me back my f'ken teeff

Mark _australia

23526 posts

1 Mar 2010 11:02pm

You're asking yourself did I knock out 5 teef with that last shot..... or SIX?
Do you feel luck punk... DO YA??!!

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

2 Mar 2010 8:14am

Arthur, the founding member of the WA Anti Kite Patrol, could still take out a booster at 300 metres !!!

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

2 Mar 2010 9:18am

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Mark _australia said...

And a prize is offerred - a Twisties and Vegemite sandwich again.

(not that she could eat it

)

Run over my cat will ya!!??

ka43

NSW

3097 posts

2 Mar 2010 9:33am

Hey Mr Ranger, just try and take my chooks off me!!!!!!!!!

elmo

8879 posts

2 Mar 2010 8:56am

C'mon, I dare ye, flash me again

elmo

8879 posts

2 Mar 2010 8:59am

Nanna's got a gun.....

FormulaNova

15090 posts

2 Mar 2010 9:47am

When Nanna said she enrolled in a course to take shots of people and wildlife, we thought she meant photography.

busterwa

3782 posts

2 Mar 2010 10:16am

duck season,wabbit season duck season wabbit season duck season wabbit season duck season no kitesurfing season!!!

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

2 Mar 2010 2:59pm

So what if I can 'ardly see ya... and can't 'ear ya. I can still smell ya, ya stinkin' %$#*hole, an' if I hit ya, ya ***ked.

Edit:

Pop's philandering always riled Nan.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

2 Mar 2010 12:31pm

After winning $53 at the local Bingo, Martha's descent into paranoia and madness just got worse. No one was going to take her winnings from her. No one!

FormulaNova

15090 posts

2 Mar 2010 12:34pm

As her dexterity got worse, Martha had to use smaller ammunition in a very large bore gun. As a result the accuracy was atrocious, but it didn't matter, she couldn't see anything anyway.

FormulaNova

15090 posts

2 Mar 2010 12:36pm

Due to her failing eyesight and hearing, Martha's participation in a local skirmish/paintball session ended up as a bloodbath.

red

VIC

741 posts

2 Mar 2010 4:18pm

President of the Alzheimer's association gets violent demanding a cure for pancakes..

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

2 Mar 2010 3:25pm

Firing my lazer!

upwind

QLD

166 posts

2 Mar 2010 4:51pm

NOW.... Have you changed your mind about marrying me ????????

windykid

QLD

368 posts

2 Mar 2010 4:57pm

Die you smiling cats and dogs

Krisiz1

331 posts

2 Mar 2010 4:22pm

Another solution to "How to discourage kiting at your local"

Krisiz1

331 posts

2 Mar 2010 4:23pm

60mm bore? (x2)

Windxtasy

4017 posts

2 Mar 2010 6:41pm

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Mark _australia said...

Now come back here with my teeth, you young whippersnapper, or I'll shoot you full of more holes than a lace doily! And I'll enjoy it too!