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Caption comp 91.."Getting Air"

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Richiefish > 9 months ago, 24 Jul 2009

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

26 Jul 2009 7:14pm

The personal levitation program was brought to a halt when it was discovered that the carbon credits earned by the bean planting were out-weighed by the carbon credits spent on the methane emissions.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

26 Jul 2009 7:22pm

The Korean Earthquake Regiment in training.

Also the Parachute Regiment, the Olympic bob sled team, and the Olympic trampoline team.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

26 Jul 2009 7:46pm

.....in your best James Bond, evil villain voice....

Bender

2236 posts

26 Jul 2009 6:21pm

The Global Financial crisis hit Colonel Tao's armed forces prety hard.

Drastic action had to be taken. Beans were now served three times a day.

It had some interesting side affects!

Stop action laser photography reveals that the cause of the inaccuracy of the new personnel projector is instability of the projectile.
The obvious solution, that of tying their arms and legs together seems inappropriate in light of the fact that it would make them no more effective than big soft rocks and no self respecting Korean commando would allow himself to be called a soft rock.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

26 Jul 2009 10:35pm

"The Korean Army were coming along in leaps and bounds"

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

26 Jul 2009 10:45pm

due to the global recession and government cutbacks, the chinese paratroopers were forced to practise without their chutes.

splat

Marvin

725 posts

26 Jul 2009 9:20pm

Practice showed that the Guinness Book of Records synchronised skipping rope attempt could be done - now they just had to work out how to get a large enough skipping rope

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

27 Jul 2009 12:26am

The sign said "No walking on the grass" so they had to jump across.

Haircut

QLD

6491 posts

27 Jul 2009 7:22pm

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Korea continues to test their Baked Bean powered Man-o-rockets

Haircut

QLD

6491 posts

27 Jul 2009 7:27pm

Major Huflungdung waves as the squad heads off in the Emperor's new bus

Marvin

725 posts

27 Jul 2009 8:22pm

Secret CIA spy photos showed that the North Korean army is vulnerable to presence of field mice. A top secret program is now working on a cruise missile deployment system.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

27 Jul 2009 10:44pm

I gather these scarecrows are Made in China
or
"Stick 'em up" has a whole different meaning in China.
or
Captain Chewchowmein gave his boys some stick for losing the inter platoon marching challenge.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

27 Jul 2009 9:20pm

Owing to economic cutbacks, and inspired by Harry Potter, the North Korean Formation Fying Squadron takes to the air on broomsticks.

decrepit

12802 posts

27 Jul 2009 9:37pm

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Windxtasy said...

Owing to economic cutbacks, and inspired by Harry Potter, the North Korean Formation Fying Squadron takes to the air on broomsticks.

Look Ma no hands

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

28 Jul 2009 3:37pm

Homosexuality isn't tolerated in the People's Republic of China Army - this simple test works on the basis of - smile and you're out

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

28 Jul 2009 10:00pm

Dese new boots got lotsa pop

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

28 Jul 2009 11:32pm

Hue Dat Dare knew that no matter how hard they trained, how many drills they performed, how sharply honed their minds, when it came to urban warfare and the elevator brakes failed, picking the right moment to jump would require a lot of good luck.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

29 Jul 2009 9:56pm

The term "serious as a dog taking a sh!t" was in fact coined after somebody saw the bloke on the far right.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

30 Jul 2009 12:53am

the schweuzuen province volunteer fire brigade sure knew how to stamp out a fire.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

30 Jul 2009 8:40am

leapfrog with all leapers..next, tunnel ball with no balls !!!

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

1 Aug 2009 8:51pm

The sequel "Dude where's my Armored Personnel Carrier?" was not such a hit for Ashton.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

1 Aug 2009 7:02pm

time to call it?

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

2 Aug 2009 9:04am

tabulating results now....

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

2 Aug 2009 9:21am

WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT....encouragement awards to, Mark.(dancing rooser). Sausages impalement pics.Wormys landmine detection. Runner up, Elmo rocky horror . But I dont think he's had a go yet so lets see just how warped he is. For the modified fable of the emperors new clothes the winner is...............HAIRCUT !!!!!! go Hairy !!!

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