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Windxtasy > 9 months ago, 4 Jun 2018

Windxtasy

4017 posts

4 Jun 2018 9:43am

I hope this one hasn't been used before.

KA360

NSW

803 posts

4 Jun 2018 12:57pm

The sarcastic guys at work are driving my head in. I own a Prius and they call me "petrolhead" ,grrr....

waricle

786 posts

4 Jun 2018 12:38pm

Fuel for thought

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

4 Jun 2018 3:41pm

A true petrol head.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

4 Jun 2018 6:35pm

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Lucky he's not a red head....

....he'd just be 'adding fuel to the fire!'

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

4 Jun 2018 6:35pm

Goodbye fuel world

Mark _australia

23526 posts

4 Jun 2018 5:31pm

I feel super today

(gotta be over about 35 to get that maybe....?)

decrepit

12802 posts

4 Jun 2018 5:46pm

WARNING!!!
If you have plastic lenses your glasses could suffer irreparable damage if you try this trick!

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

4 Jun 2018 9:17pm

Fred had to move to direct fuel injection when he was on a no carbys diet...

Carantoc

7194 posts

4 Jun 2018 7:55pm

What it took to get Laurie to agree to a foiling section

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

5 Jun 2018 11:26am

Not quite as quick now that it was lead-free.

Sparky

1122 posts

5 Jun 2018 9:48am

When the petrol price eventually exceeded the price of French Champagne, they knew the winners ritual at the Formula 1 Grand Prix had to change.

Tardy

5292 posts

5 Jun 2018 10:33am

If I pull da trigger .......,don't light a Fark in match .

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

5 Jun 2018 1:03pm

Isn't anyone going to help that poor man ?

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

5 Jun 2018 9:34pm

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That feeling you get when

you realise you don't have your Safeway 4 cents off discount voucher.

Mr Milk

NSW

3120 posts

6 Jun 2018 12:11am

Now don't you do anything fuelish.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

6 Jun 2018 11:19pm

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three days after i tried "nits be gone" treatment, they were fully gone and i stopped smoking too

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

9 Jun 2018 1:41pm

No Fred, no, that's Vortex!!!

Fred should have gone to SpecSavers...

Windxtasy

4017 posts

12 Jun 2018 7:35am

If someone doesn't post another entry soon, I'll have to pull the trigger.
Last call for entries!

albers

NSW

1739 posts

12 Jun 2018 7:45pm

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Self-serve lobotomy - way to go!!!

Tardy

5292 posts

12 Jun 2018 6:58pm

i will shoot myself ,rather than become a kitesurfer,

Lots of great puns in this round, I really liked Mr Milk's "Don't do something fuelish" and Imax's "Goodbye fuel world".
I can relate to the feeling when you have forgotten your 4 cents off voucher, but I think the cleverest is "direct fuel injection when you are on a no carby's diet" . Take it away, Waterloo!

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

16 Jun 2018 6:52pm

Thanks Anita,

back in range now, so will get cracking for something suitable.

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