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Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
4 Jun 2018 9:43am
I hope this one hasn't been used before.

KA360
KA360
NSW
803 posts
NSW, 803 posts
4 Jun 2018 12:57pm
The sarcastic guys at work are driving my head in. I own a Prius and they call me "petrolhead" ,grrr....
waricle
waricle
WA
786 posts
WA, 786 posts
4 Jun 2018 12:38pm
Fuel for thought
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
4 Jun 2018 3:41pm
A true petrol head.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
4 Jun 2018 6:35pm

Lucky he's not a red head....


....he'd just be 'adding fuel to the fire!'


Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
4 Jun 2018 6:35pm
Goodbye fuel world
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
4 Jun 2018 5:31pm
I feel super today


(gotta be over about 35 to get that maybe....?)

decrepit
decrepit
WA
12872 posts
WA, 12872 posts
4 Jun 2018 5:46pm
WARNING!!!
If you have plastic lenses your glasses could suffer irreparable damage if you try this trick!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
4 Jun 2018 9:17pm


Fred had to move to direct fuel injection when he was on a no carbys diet...
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
4 Jun 2018 7:55pm
What it took to get Laurie to agree to a foiling section
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
5 Jun 2018 11:26am
Not quite as quick now that it was lead-free.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
5 Jun 2018 9:48am
When the petrol price eventually exceeded the price of French Champagne, they knew the winners ritual at the Formula 1 Grand Prix had to change.
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
5 Jun 2018 10:33am
If I pull da trigger .......,don't light a Fark in match .
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
5 Jun 2018 1:03pm
Isn't anyone going to help that poor man ?


TGale
TGale
TAS
301 posts
TAS, 301 posts
5 Jun 2018 8:00pm
Pumped
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
5 Jun 2018 9:34pm
That feeling you get when
you realise you don't have your Safeway 4 cents off discount voucher.


Mr Milk
Mr Milk
NSW
3137 posts
NSW, 3137 posts
6 Jun 2018 12:11am
Now don't you do anything fuelish.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
6 Jun 2018 11:19pm
three days after i tried "nits be gone" treatment, they were fully gone and i stopped smoking too
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
9 Jun 2018 1:41pm


No Fred, no, that's Vortex!!!

Fred should have gone to SpecSavers...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
12 Jun 2018 7:35am
If someone doesn't post another entry soon, I'll have to pull the trigger.
Last call for entries!
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
12 Jun 2018 7:45pm


Self-serve lobotomy - way to go!!!
Tardy
Tardy
5337 posts
5337 posts
12 Jun 2018 6:58pm
i will shoot myself ,rather than become a kitesurfer,
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
13 Jun 2018 8:09pm
Lots of great puns in this round, I really liked Mr Milk's "Don't do something fuelish" and Imax's "Goodbye fuel world".
I can relate to the feeling when you have forgotten your 4 cents off voucher, but I think the cleverest is "direct fuel injection when you are on a no carby's diet" . Take it away, Waterloo!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
16 Jun 2018 6:52pm
Thanks Anita,

back in range now, so will get cracking for something suitable.
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