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hardpole > 9 months ago, 1 Oct 2015

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

1 Oct 2015 12:58pm

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"Winston, we're in...."

(Britains version of the 'Trojan Horse' seemed to be working so far....)

"....so what do we do next, again?"

azymuth

2166 posts

1 Oct 2015 11:02am

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hardpole said..

With a start like that, I'm surprised VW didn't self-implode years ago...

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

1 Oct 2015 1:51pm

Herbie Goes Saurekraut was not as successful as the later sequel...

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

1 Oct 2015 2:35pm

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"and my grand plan is that with this we shall deceive das Americans"

Mark _australia

23526 posts

1 Oct 2015 12:36pm

This one is fast but just wait for the SS model

John340

QLD

3373 posts

1 Oct 2015 2:56pm

The origins of VW's emission minimization strategy

terminal

1421 posts

1 Oct 2015 4:12pm

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What are the emissions like? - I wouldn't want to be harming millions of people.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

1 Oct 2015 6:58pm

Hitler: "This car looks as powerful as a man with only one testicle"

Parked

NSW

169 posts

1 Oct 2015 8:55pm

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hardpole said..

What is this? Our Greatest invention Mein Fuhrer, an enema for the western worlds desire for social responsibility. What? gives the environment the Sh**s

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

1 Oct 2015 9:11pm

"You can't park here mate. You'll have to move or I'll book you."

Hitler made good use of his experience as a parking inspector when it came to ruthless world domination later on.

Hitler said to his chief engineer:

"According to your computer printout, Hans, this poor excuse of a car can reach 200 kph. Consumes 1 litre/100 Km of petrol with near zero emission. I can see great potential for your software, in 70 years time!"

Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

2 Oct 2015 11:08am

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hardpole said..

An early meeting of the ride sharing and world domination company Uber (then known as Ubermench) contemplate whether to use the VW or the Panzer as the basis of their strategy.

"yes Adolph I think this Beetle projects a nice friendly "lovey dovey" feel but the Panzer well...... who can resist" said Joseph Goebbels.

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

2 Oct 2015 9:10pm

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Vee need to discover why Australians call this a "dak dak" immediately Herr Fuhreur!

Mark _australia

23526 posts

2 Oct 2015 8:45pm

"...and who vould think ze Japs make a WRX motor that fit in it 40 years later ....."
"Fritz, sign zem up for our side"

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

2 Oct 2015 11:22pm

So zis iss ze Enigma machine? Ja it hass 4 veels but how does it fit in a U boat?

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

3 Oct 2015 7:53pm

When Adolf first saw it he punched Goebels, thus beginning the long-standing tradition of the "Slug Bug"

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

3 Oct 2015 11:34pm

Ve Dubelyoo? Do ve? Vas ist? I sought ve trink pils und sausage essen.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

5 Oct 2015 7:37pm

Let the people drive these. I'll stick to my Mercedes thanks.Hail me.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

6 Oct 2015 7:57am

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The Germans were great inventors, but not very creative when it came to names. They just worked through the alphabet... U boat, VW car, X rays...
Did they invent the Y front?

Jupiter

2156 posts

6 Oct 2015 4:06pm

Hitler said to his chief engineer, Hans...

"My dear comrade, Hans, I really like this little beauty. It has good look

A powerful engine

Uses no water

Over and above, it has a wind cheating shape. I bet those guys in the year 2015, over the US, would dearly love to learn about how to cheat !"

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

6 Oct 2015 10:30pm

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Windxtasy said..

The Germans were great inventors, but not very creative when it came to names. They just worked through the alphabet... U boat, VW car, X rays...
Did they invent the Y front?

...and then after the Z Boom they had to stop inventing!

sideskirt

328 posts

6 Oct 2015 9:54pm

Mach mir ein Auto mit wem kann ich Stehsegeln gehen!!!!

hardpole

608 posts

8 Oct 2015 10:57am

Will call a winner tomorrow. Late entries welcome!

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

9 Oct 2015 12:57pm

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Marketing makes it happen.

(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

9 Oct 2015 5:11pm

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Beaglebuddy said..

...

(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)

Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???

hardpole

608 posts

9 Oct 2015 9:19pm

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Waterloo said..

Beaglebuddy said..

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(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)

Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???

Maybe he is a rogue software engineer.

hardpole

608 posts

9 Oct 2015 9:21pm

Drumroll and the winner is

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terminal said..
What are the emissions like? - I wouldn't want to be harming millions of people.

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

10 Oct 2015 2:15am

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hardpole said..

Waterloo said..

Beaglebuddy said..

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(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)

Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???

Maybe he is a rogue software engineer.

I posted a picture of a black man with the caption "Please help my uncle, nothing wrong with him he just looks like some BBQ ribs" remember that?
I have to be real careful about what I say now as the next suspension will likely be permanent I reckon. There is something different I would have like to have said about the VW but if I did that would be it for me.

joe windsurf

1482 posts

10 Oct 2015 3:27am

i was banned for insulting the Auzzies on their "special" gambling day
butt i guess Germans are fair game
like Rammstein says "Bueck Dich"

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

11 Oct 2015 12:39am

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Mark _australia said..
^^^ ummm it was not a special gambling day, how insulting.
and how on earth is a 20 year old song referring to ummm interesting sex, by a German heavy metal band, even remotely applicable to this? Especially after entries closed lol
Or were you looking for an excuse to bring up your previous faux pas?

BTW it is a fkn ripper song. Gets a bit freaky in the live version.

That vid is pretty disgusting dude, shouldnt really be posting filth like that on a water sport forum like this ay.

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