Hard night on the piss?

Yea, some **** mistook me for a urinal.

Last call for entries!
gmitton, you may want to try again. I don't understand what frogs are saying but I'm pretty sure they don't speak in programming code.
also Not Wal's last entry is pretty clever so I'll give some time for it to get some votes.

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Hard night on the piss?

Treat yourself to a rare frog bottle opener.

"...no, no, no, if you are going to be a prince you have to speak more eloquently, it's... How now brown cowwww..."

Some good late entries still coming in today but it it time to declare the winner.
There were many high scoring contributions, those mentioning lotof wind always rate well, Waveslave's beetle pun was a good one, and NotWal's Nokia ringtones was a clever idea.
I might have scored well with a forgetful Kermit remembering his keys if I had thought to make them motorbike keys - very silly of me not to think of that as I even had pet motorbike frogs in my kitchen for a while - thanks pweedas for the reminder there and the lovely frog calls and photos.
gmitton might have had a brilliant caption but I couldn't decode it.
The winner is the one which really made me laugh out loud (partly because I was thinking along the same lines) and that is greenleader with his "earthworm holes are fuuuun!"
Congratulations greenleader!

Wow thanks heaps Windxtasy, been on a coupla days off from the world and checking photo files now! all systems go!

Yoo hoo, Greenleader, we're waiting for the next pic to caption...