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Created by Windxtasy Windxtasy  > 9 months ago, 16 May 2014
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Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

16 May 2014 10:07am
Here we go again:




Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate

SA

3591 posts

16 May 2014 12:04pm


I know buddy, Life can be a bit ruff
But you'll get the hang of it.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate

SA

3591 posts

16 May 2014 12:45pm


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Loftywinds said...
[br]I just do. They are loud obnoxious beasts that God made a mistake on somewhere between here and Hades. They leave behind perhaps the most vile, toxic concoction of feces that would make even the grass it landed on wilt, go yellow and die. And their attraction to vermin and vermin to them, makes them the most deadliest carries of infection next to the common house fly. And don't get me started on the dangerous ones around children.
The more I look around me, the more I see that most dog owners are like their mutts - feral, uneducated, toothless losers with nothing better to do than to breed mongrels, for the sake of breeding.


BullSh!t too you I say.
John340
John340

QLD

3373 posts

16 May 2014 3:45pm
Rex, have you taken my sock again!
Bondalucci
Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

16 May 2014 7:22pm
It's like this kid,

you may be very cute an' all, but I was here before you and done all the hard yards with 'em....

....so just remember who's number one round here,
and don't go trying all that "dimple faced goo-goo" crap on them.
It aint gonna wash. OK!





seanhogan
seanhogan

QLD

3424 posts

16 May 2014 8:18pm
Rex : "for christ's sake Kid its ABCDEF... not BRAFJM...!!!!
TristanF
TristanF

VIC

230 posts

16 May 2014 8:54pm
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seanhogan said...
Rex : "for christ's sake Kid its ABCDEF... not BRAFJM...!!!!


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fangman
fangman

WA

1906 posts

16 May 2014 6:57pm

Rex: "Man I love this book...Hang on:.. Little Red Riding Hood did what?!'
elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

16 May 2014 11:48pm
Listen to me kid, I'll tell ya how to chase pussy
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

17 May 2014 8:21am
So there I was having a bit of a leg tug play with this other little kid, when a crazy freaking cat pounced on me like a bullet ! Scared the living bejesus outta me ....Woh...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

17 May 2014 5:05pm



Listen kid, if you'll add 'regular liver treats' to that list of demands, I'll be your best friend forever!

albers
albers

NSW

1739 posts

17 May 2014 8:29pm


"Suck up as much as you like dog, but you ain't getting any of this bowl!"

Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

20 May 2014 10:40am




With budget cuts to childcare rebates, some parents had to resort to dog sitters.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

21 May 2014 9:14am
Come on people, there is plenty of scope for captions with this one...
elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

21 May 2014 9:21am
One Ranga to rule them all
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

21 May 2014 2:15pm
Listen kid, one piece of advice, DON'T grow up to be like theDoctor.

Look where it landed me







And him
sausage
sausage

QLD

4873 posts

21 May 2014 5:42pm
okay, so it says here to take one baby and mix in two tablespoons of salt, bringing slowly to the boil.........

[Anita, sick I know but this is all that came to mind]
John340
John340

QLD

3373 posts

21 May 2014 7:22pm



Little Red Lotta Wind: "What happend to Grandma"

Mark_Aus disguised as the Big Bad Wolf: "Too much Tea (bagging)"

FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

21 May 2014 6:28pm


Hey, this left arm is tasty!



FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

21 May 2014 6:31pm



I've gotta ask what's your secret? I wee on the carpet and they kick me outside with 'bad dog'.

You, you wee on the carpet and they give you a hug and tell you what a good boy you are.

I normally take a dump outside, but from next week, I'm gunna try your trick... huh huh huh!



FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

21 May 2014 6:32pm



Yeah, I know. I am a German Shepherd.

Are you German?
FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

21 May 2014 6:34pm


Did I tell you I am half dingo?



elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

21 May 2014 8:08pm
Kid, I don't want to panic you, but when you go for a checkup watch out for the thermometer
Bondalucci
Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

21 May 2014 10:35pm
"for the last time kid, I am not your frick'n father...



....I only ever humped her leg"


FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

21 May 2014 8:46pm


You wanna watch it kid. The first thing they did with me was cut my nuts off.



Al Planet
Al Planet

TAS

1548 posts

23 May 2014 1:09pm






Azaria means "sacrifice in the lounge room " The Murdoch Press.

FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

23 May 2014 12:16pm




Pssst. Quick, hide the iPad and get the dummy out. I think the big peoples are back.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

24 May 2014 8:08pm
Last call for entries!
terminal
terminal

1421 posts

24 May 2014 9:30pm
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"Just keep winding the handle on that until the top falls off the can kid, and I'll let you lick the can when I'm finished."
Windxtasy
Windxtasy

WA

4017 posts

25 May 2014 10:15pm
Bondalucci wins with two highly thumbed entries!
Terminal was a late starter but came a close second.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

26 May 2014 12:31am
Thanks WXTC.

I'll find a pic tomorrow and put it up.
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