Ok, here it is...

Spider-Man's pet pigeon tried to save the boy from a nasty slip on the concrete.

Training had begun, and was showing promise.













Initially they respond to the shorts, later it is hoped they will recognise other attributes like lack of social skills, use of "lolz" and "sik" or even harnesses with handles.
Larger payloads deployed by pelicans are an option.

Fly my pretties, fly. Mwahahaha

'He found Dove in a soapless place.'

Haha. The kid got pooed on.

Finding peace in the park, when viscously reminded of THE KITEMARE AT SCARBS!

Dung Nguyen's parents thought signing him up for the Hitchcock remake seemed like a good idea at the time......

Pigeon: "I told you before, if you keep drawing seagull wings in the car park, I'm going to have to take further action"

Frigging humans need trained.
Bring bag of food. Empty bag of food on ground. Go away.

The kid had just bought a pack of crumbed pigeon drumsticks......(note pigeon has no legs)

"Come on my son"

yelled out Norman Arkwright-Chong at the finish line of the world homing pigeon championships

When Malcolm Turnbull announced the fifth audit in five months into the carrier pigeon mail service the reaction was not universally popular

Down at the harbour young Lee spotted a stand-up paddler.

"That looks fun" he said to his Dad

At which point all of the heavens and all of the beasts rained down scorn and fury for uttering such false beliefs

Typical pigeons, never looking to see what they will land on before they boost

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Bulls eye!

Pigeon: Here's badass stuka ace Ulrich Rudel eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kim Il Young: Here's Ronaldo. He's about to score. The crowd goes wild. Nooo STUKAS.

Pigeon: KASPLASH! Eat **** decadent cubist jazz lover.

Kim Il Young: REF

front cover of Chinese children's classic novel:

'Birds' by Hu Flung Dung

The parents idea of a nice harmless game off statues went horribly wrong.

Not content with the Ashes whitewash and the series win in SA,
Bill Lawry sends a message of intent to the Pakistanis.

Mark _austrailia, in disguise, after overhearing the lad tell his Mom he might want to to try kite surfing!

THOU...SHALT...NOT...

SOAK...BIRDSEED...

IN... CASTOR OIL...

OR ELSE!!!

GET IT?

That's why Asian kids are so clever.
It's the fertiliser.

Confucious say:

"If the white tarantulas don't get you, the birds will!"

Pigeon racing going to next level

Tom Lehrer as a child.
It took a while to get the mix right, and for a while the pigeons were able to exact revenge...



"All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgen!
To poison a pigeon in the park."

Could be the longest CC in history!!

Bump

TristanF's profile indicates his last post was 11 days ago (probably windsurfing every day in some exotic location!).

So based on the green thumbs, Mark_australia is the winner.

If anyone has an objection, make it known sooner than later.

Otherwise, over to you Mark_australia for the next CC.

Cheers

Thanks Albers, will give it some thought

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albers said...
TristanF's profile indicates his last post was 11 days ago (probably windsurfing every day in some exotic location!).

Sorry all. Exotic location, no such luck. Starting a new job while my wife is still full time at hers, and both of our kids were sick! First time I've even looked at the forecast in 2 weeks

But it looks like you made the right decision