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Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 27 Feb 2014

Mark _australia

23526 posts

27 Feb 2014 9:32pm

Sorry about the lateness our interwebs and cell phones have been broken here and its been windy :)

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

27 Feb 2014 11:46pm

Lotowind, Petermac and Bono take a quick break from the Seabreeze forums to don their flame suits.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

27 Feb 2014 11:50pm

The boys never could get the smell out of the house after pissing on the fire.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

28 Feb 2014 12:04am

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Unfortunately Boris' translation of 'dipping ones' wick' turned out to be a painful experience for his comrades...

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Mark _australia

23526 posts

27 Feb 2014 10:10pm

Men in hotpants.

What one expects in the other forum.....

elmo

8879 posts

27 Feb 2014 11:56pm

Jerry Lee Lewis has a lot to answer for

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

28 Feb 2014 2:30am

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Internet Porn - Causing nerds to spontaneously combust since 1992

TGale

TAS

301 posts

28 Feb 2014 3:34am

After an all-nighter watching reruns of M*A*S*H, their problems flared when imagining Hotlips with a motorhead...

terminal

1421 posts

28 Feb 2014 12:43am

20$ on Motorhead to move first - Leftie's got him with the 'ball pulled over via the left hand in pocket trick.'

DavMen

NSW

1509 posts

28 Feb 2014 8:55am

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Pack of Liars

Windxtasy

4017 posts

28 Feb 2014 10:00am

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These guys are so out of it they wouldn't know if their pants were on fire...

decrepit

12802 posts

28 Feb 2014 10:09am

-------but, you can tell by their expressions, they're not having a heap of fun.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

28 Feb 2014 12:27pm

Bogan cool: lighting your farts from the front.

sboardcrazy

NSW

8292 posts

28 Feb 2014 3:30pm

A new angle on the line

" I burn for you baby!"

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

28 Feb 2014 2:47pm

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Demon spawn...

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

28 Feb 2014 2:51pm

"...and so for our third wish the stupid genie with the hearing impediment thought we said we wanted.......a nine inch bic..."

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

28 Feb 2014 3:53pm

Cases of spontaneously combusting premature ejaculation are rare, but sufferers are supportive.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

28 Feb 2014 2:40pm

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Urologists waiting room.
No gossip mags and the home shopping channel on the TV is less than riveting

albers

NSW

1739 posts

28 Feb 2014 7:27pm

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It was just at this moment the guys realised their trip to Thailand for a cheap Penis Enlargement Procedure was not what they had expected!

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

28 Feb 2014 10:13pm

Madam Tussauds meets aroma therapy.
These examples, aimed at the home sick bogan market, not only look the part but they smell like petrol and beer.

Bondalucci

VIC

1580 posts

1 Mar 2014 12:17am

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Towering Inferno digitally remastered into 3-D

"...Gotta say Dexter, these 3-D glasses seem to be working a treat!"

"yeah. ...got any 3-D porn?"

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

28 Feb 2014 11:52pm

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elmo said..

Jerry Lee Lewis has a lot to answer for

I'm an idiot.
Here i was thinking you got the reference all wrong to Buddy Holly's glasses

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

1 Mar 2014 9:04am

A burning sensation when you pee ?..

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

1 Mar 2014 9:04am

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elmo said..
Jerry Lee Lewis has a lot to answer for

Goodness gracious !

(Johnny Cash voice)
Love, is a burning thing
But it makes, my penis sting
I fell for you like a flame
Don't mistake the dencorub for Vasoline

I Fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down down down but the flames went higher
And it burns burns burns,that ring of fire, that ring of fire.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

1 Mar 2014 9:23am

The guys got petroleum jelly mixed up with petroleum Gel (napalm). Whoopsie.

John340

QLD

3373 posts

1 Mar 2014 9:24am

^^^ I wanna hear you sign that, preferably after a few rums

TristanF

VIC

230 posts

1 Mar 2014 10:56am

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Mark _australia said...

CFA recruitment video

TristanF

VIC

230 posts

1 Mar 2014 10:58am

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Mark _australia said...

What came next was pure slap stick

gregob

NSW

264 posts

1 Mar 2014 11:56am

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The lads quickly became aware why "Paper, Rock, Scissors, Fire" had never really caught on..

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

1 Mar 2014 11:18am

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The actual moment when the Gaastra brains trust came up with the new name GA.

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