The suspended overhead camera may be a bit low.

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You're just bunch of nancy boys

more radical then their arborist brethren, grass huggers would often chain themselves to blades to prevent the savages of mowing...

What idiot painted that grenade red?

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Could have ruined my bat!

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Simon says do star jumps
Simon says touch your crouch



Start planking the pitch
Na ah Simon didn't say

Yet another example of the great Australian collapse...



I don't think we want to discuss the cricket any more so I will decide the winner tonight... It's a close decision at the moment, I may need to consult the third umpire for a ruling...

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Windxtasy said...
I may need to consult the third umpire for a ruling...

Judging by what we have seen so far I think he is L.B.W. - Legless Before Weeties!!!

Some excellent contributions there, thankyou.
Personally I enjoyed Bondalucci's entry, and Waterloo's grass huggers really made me LOL.
Voting wise, thePup's opening knock about kiters was bound to hit a chord, but elmo scored highly in both innings, so I declare elmo the winner - I especially liked the one about the Italians.
What has happened to lotofwind? Perhaps he was lucky enough to find some...

Did you miss me

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lotofwind said..
Did you miss me

Always

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Windxtasy said..


Personally I enjoyed Bondalucci's entry, and Waterloo's grass huggers really made me LOL.
Voting wise, thePup's opening knock about kiters was bound to hit a chord, but elmo scored highly in both innings, so I declare elmo the winner - I especially liked the one about the Italians.
What has happened to lotofwind? Perhaps he was lucky enough to find some...

aahh, the number of times I have heard that...