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Windxtasy > 9 months ago, 8 Aug 2013

Windxtasy

4017 posts

8 Aug 2013 10:37am

With the test cricket and talk of cheating in the news again I thought this may have potential:

thePup

13831 posts

8 Aug 2013 10:41am

KITER ..................Duuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkk !!!!!!

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

8 Aug 2013 1:01pm

The English cricket team before they learnt to walk.

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

8 Aug 2013 1:33pm

Being a kiwi, Billy Bowden found Simon Says very difficult to play.

elmo

8879 posts

8 Aug 2013 11:56am

The Italian soccer team tries it's hand at cricket

elmo

8879 posts

8 Aug 2013 11:58am

Looking for Tony's keys

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

8 Aug 2013 2:03pm

Okay who's the practical joker that put silicon tape on the bottom of our shoes.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

8 Aug 2013 3:40pm

After this incident Remote Control Helicopters were banned from the Cricket.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

8 Aug 2013 3:42pm

To non-cricket fans, Test cricket is considered dull and boring.

This test match proves it as even the players fell asleep during one session of play.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

8 Aug 2013 4:04pm

Yelling out DUCK when you are playing in Afganastan has a whole new meaning...

Cambodge

VIC

851 posts

8 Aug 2013 4:51pm

Billy Bowden takes the Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore approach to lightning storms.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

8 Aug 2013 3:48pm

Playing cricket out in the field has it's hazards...
such as low flying crop dusters!

".....and stay down.....

no one move....
don't even blink....

I don't care how long this takes!

I'm ashamed of the lot of you,
putting teflon on ya bats,
.....not walking when you damn well know you hit it....
....tooling around by taking ya fricking shoes off just to waste time.
You're a pack of cheating bloody Poms!

Don't you snigger Warner! You're no better! Punching a guy just 'cos his name is Root.
There's nothing funny about that.

I don't care how long we're out here, as far as I'm concerned you're all as bad as each other...."

But sir, you can't keep us longer than 10 minutes without giving us 24 hours notice and a note from our mums!

"Oh crap!"

terminal

1421 posts

8 Aug 2013 4:38pm

5 minutes of the busty streaker running round the pitch and Julian still wasn't aroused.

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

8 Aug 2013 7:25pm

Mark _australia

23526 posts

8 Aug 2013 5:36pm

With stuff like backward square leg, silly mid-on and googlies did anyone expect them to take it seriously?

greenleader

QLD

5283 posts

8 Aug 2013 11:23pm

ok guys, we will take the liz hurley swimsuit calendar off the back of the toilet door if you can't face the media!

NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

9 Aug 2013 8:43am

Billy Bowden was the only one who knew H2S was heavier than air.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

9 Aug 2013 9:20am

A little bit of terrorist gunfire from the grandstand doesnt bother Pakistani Umpires...

Mark _australia

23526 posts

9 Aug 2013 1:27pm

As professional sports become more like kindergarten, they have introduced "nap time"

AUS1111

3621 posts

9 Aug 2013 3:00pm

Can someone actually explain this picture??????? WTF?

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

9 Aug 2013 5:17pm

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AUS1111 said...
Can someone actually explain this picture??????? WTF?

Not a big cricket fan but I recall this was maybe in response to a swarm of bees that flew over the wicket.

elmo

8879 posts

9 Aug 2013 4:03pm

Gotta watch them drop bears

Carantoc

7194 posts

9 Aug 2013 10:26pm

Amir Asif got 100:1 from tom.waterhouse.con that in the fourth over every player would simultaneously trip over.

Carantoc

7194 posts

9 Aug 2013 10:30pm

The Australian side's refusal to walk just wasn't cricket

Carantoc

7194 posts

9 Aug 2013 10:42pm

The only sport less exciting than stand-up paddle is lie-down cricket (and there is some doubt about that)

Mark _australia

23526 posts

9 Aug 2013 10:44pm

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Carantoc said..
The only sport less exciting than stand-up paddle is lie-down cricket (and there is some doubt about that)

Well, cricket WAS invented to make tennis look more exciting.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

9 Aug 2013 10:48pm

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Windxtasy said..

The SAS sniper school was going well until they tried cricket for the P.T session....

Maddog49

102 posts

10 Aug 2013 5:32pm

All players fell to the ground when DRS actually gave a person out.
or does DRS stand for Drop Roll Sleep

Maddog49

102 posts

10 Aug 2013 5:33pm

Everyone fell asleep with Englands slow run rate.

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