Somali pirates need holidays too!

Steve could never understand the rules in the line-up but somehow he always got what he wanted.

Steve was game to carry a semi-automatic while surfing, but there is no way he would risk the new Victorian PFD rules.

pathetic photoshop.

Photoshop is gay and so are caption comps

Hows the size of the guys feet.

WA minister says they cannot afford shark nets at all metro beaches, but that they have figured out a way to stop the sharks and a way to deal with boat people at the same time.

Nimrod, finds that his day job is now more interesting, and the poleys finally show him some respect.

^^^^^^^What????

Macro finally perfects his carbon nano-tube arachnid-built design, but finds the cost of hiring bodyguards to protect his creation way too expensive.

As it was his first visit to this beach, he took his friend's hint, that surfers are fighting for the waves, to seriously.

Leeroy in search of his parents who bound his feet as a baby.

K...no good at captions...but he is singing something along the lines of Soungarden song...
"My Wave"

Take, if you want a slice
If you want a piece
If it feels alright

Break, if you like the sound
If it gets you up
If it brings you down

Share, if it makes you sleep
If it sets you free
If it helps you breathe

Don't come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it
Off my wave

Cry, if you want to cry
If it helps you see
If it clears your eyes

Hate, if you want to hate
If it keeps you safe
If it makes you brave

Pray, if you want to pray
If you like to kneel
If you like to lay

Don't come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it
Off my wave

Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave
Keep it off my wave

My wave

Cry, if you want to cry
If it helps you see
If it clears your eyes

Hate, if you want to hate
If it keeps you safe
If it makes you brave

Take, if you want a slice
If you want a piece
If it feels alright

Don't come over here
And piss on my gate
Save it just keep it
Off my wave

My wave

"All the terrorist in the world and I had to kill one with feet smaller than my sister" - John McLean - Die Hard 1

You make one more comment about little feet relating to other appredages

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beatlloydy said...
K...no good at captions...but he is singing something along the lines of Soungarden song...

You're right, you are no good at captions

Nimrod got all upset that he could not think of a decent caption so he grabbed a 9footer, an AK47, went to the nearest windsurfer beach....... and well, the rest is history.

i will surf in between the flags whenever i fkn like!

"I'm going TUO TUO TUO TUO TUO because I've been on this wave so long my trousers have dried out, I cant get at the trigger in these gloves and if I could get to the trigger, I'd fall on my backside even faster than I'm gonna."

"OK then which one of you BASTARDS stole my legrope!"

somaliaian shark shield

A successful A.K.P. campain meant clear skys at this particular beach.

Casper-"SPF 400 my ass!"

Wesley Snipers in his new movie Drop In Zone....

Africa's answer to Psy - Gangman Style

BREAKING NEWS !
Joseph Kony was found today off the coast of Africa.
The infamous Ugandan leader had fallen into disrepute and disappeared few years ago.
He was seen surfing alone on a small break.
Police are waiting for the tide to drop to apprehend him.
They are thinking of sending a kite squad as Kony was still heavily armed.

George has his boost face on.

Harry has his jibe face on.

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Richiefish said...

"Now where dat Shortboard shizz be Mun"

After Drinking too much sea water, that ol Leroy got funny ideas!

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Nimrod said...


Hows the size of the guys feet.

attractive.

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objc said...

Nimrod said...


Hows the size of the guys feet.

attractive.