Caption comp 234 :-)

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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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14 May 2012 8:16am
Just like 123, but bigger



da vecta
da vecta
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14 May 2012 10:26am
I didn't know Waveslave had started running his own kitesurfing clinics.
Upthere
Upthere
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14 May 2012 10:37am
Africa Celebrates, as their national sport of kite surfing just got selected for 2016 Olympics
DavMen
DavMen
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14 May 2012 12:21pm
Even with the right dough, the local Witch Doctor's impotence success rate at best could only achieve 66.7%.
sausage
sausage
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14 May 2012 1:25pm
How to get Nigerian scammers to make a cucumber and tofu sandwich.
Richiefish
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14 May 2012 3:24pm
In some poor African Countries, they cant afford internet porn....
felixdcat
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14 May 2012 2:12pm
FlySurfer got the push when he published the pictures he took at the last board meeting on his company funded secret web site!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
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14 May 2012 3:10pm
Mark had run out of funny pictures for the caption comp, so he found three Lancelin locals, gave them access to his fridge and his washing basket and told them to come up with something.
Windxtasy
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14 May 2012 3:14pm





In ancient Egypt burials for the poor were simple affairs.
Two minor priests dressed as Tofuhatsheput entomb the corpse with only loaves of bread and zucchinis to sustain him in the afterlife.
bigmark100
bigmark100
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14 May 2012 5:27pm
evolution of the cucumber sandwich too a odd turn.
Chris6791
Chris6791
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14 May 2012 4:09pm
Windxtasy said...

Mark had run out of funny pictures for the caption comp, so he found three Lancelin locals, gave them access to his fridge and his washing basket and told them to come up with something.


Hey, I resemble that remark!!!! He also told us not to swallow the pickles.
albers
albers
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14 May 2012 6:29pm


TV reception in many parts of Nigeria was so bad that some locals went to exceedingly elaborate lengths to get a picture
albers
albers
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14 May 2012 9:38pm


Guy on the left: "Mine keeps drooping. How do you keep yours so straight!"
elmo
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14 May 2012 7:50pm
Mark _australia said...

Just like 123, but bigger






This is what happens when you run into a four line kite

Waterloo
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14 May 2012 10:27pm


Well, if you live under a Chemtrails route and drink from plastic water bottles it's bound to catch up with you eventually...

elmo
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15 May 2012 8:07am
F'ken art students
Waterloo
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15 May 2012 10:22am




Meanwhile, down at the Fetish Emporium...

"Hey Mgamno, are you sure Madame Lash asked us to wait here with a dill pickle in our mouth..."


longwinded
longwinded
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15 May 2012 10:05am
This is the picture Nigerian scammers send to thier victims "You dill! I stole your dough!"
Richiefish
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15 May 2012 1:25pm
Ooh yes thats it ! Dangle me dangle me !!!

Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
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15 May 2012 5:17pm
What is the big deal?
This is the way the men from my village have always moved goods to the market.
As if there is a better way?
Stupid white man, we will cook you in a pot.
Krisiz1
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15 May 2012 9:53pm
Backstage, contestants for 'My Kitchen Rules - Nigeria' are killing time with contestants for "Nigerias got Talent"
Waterloo
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15 May 2012 11:58pm



Unfortunately for the loser of this ancient tribal equivalent of Paper, Scissors, Rock, the consequences were unmentionable...
terminal
terminal
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16 May 2012 12:21am


The career master at school had a system where you picked a bit of paper out of a hat.

Unfortunately he had written the careers on the back of his wife's shopping list before tearing it into pieces.

Skirt
Bra
Block of cheese
Zucchini
Bread

ka43
ka43
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16 May 2012 10:31am
Isnt this just a case of a toasted sandwich gone horribly wrong??????
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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18 May 2012 10:35am
Stalled - maybe call it in a day?
Bender
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18 May 2012 10:47am
I've heard that the new kids of today were keen on three ways all kinds of kinky stuff but WTF is this!!
sausage
sausage
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18 May 2012 12:55pm
ka43 said...

Isnt this just a case of a toasted sandwich gone horribly wrong??????


More like a spit roast
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
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18 May 2012 11:55am
The origins of conflict between the Tutsi and Hutu peoples.




The Tutsi, traditional cattle herders, ate mostly cheese and would show their social staus by carrying their daily ration on their head. The Hutu, traditional farmers, monopolosed the baking industry, and not to be outdone, would strap bread rolls to their bellies. Both groups were happy with their respective dairy or grain diets.

Then the Belgians introduced Zucchinis...
BulldogPup
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18 May 2012 11:59am
The local Continental Deli thought they were on a winner with their latest taste temptation called ..... Devilled Black Puddings on Sourdough stuffed with Gherkins and a light Brastrap mayo.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
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18 May 2012 12:15pm
Ibrahim, Hossein and Andy thought they'd start their own Bellydancing troupe. They had had a practice costume, and were working on posture, but their belly rolls were going to need a lot fo work...




Waterloo
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18 May 2012 6:55pm
Hbutu overdid the workouts on the Abs-ersizer - he went straight past six pack to bakers dozen...
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