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Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 16 Apr 2012

Mark _australia

23526 posts

16 Apr 2012 6:23pm

The mind boggles...

gazza

647 posts

16 Apr 2012 6:33pm

So you can scratch your nuts all day long without worrying about hygiene whilst flipping the burgers.

DASZIP

135 posts

16 Apr 2012 8:13pm

washing your hands is optional

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

16 Apr 2012 8:47pm

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DASZIP said...

washing your hands is optional

Wouldn't your hands be cleaned too unless you're really flexible.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

16 Apr 2012 8:47pm

Was that sign in the staff smoko room of a brothel???

albers

NSW

1739 posts

16 Apr 2012 9:00pm

Otherwise,... you'll get shafted by the boss

Carantoc

7194 posts

16 Apr 2012 7:02pm

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lotofwind said...

Was that sign in the staff smoko room of a brothel???

I think it is located in the back room of a kite repair shop

Carantoc

7194 posts

16 Apr 2012 7:05pm

Lesson 362 at Health and Safety Inspector School :

Clear signage is a requirement of AS 6969

For example, unclear signage may potentially cause confusion regarding whose genitals need to be washed

At the headquarters of the New World Order the illuminati realised that masses had discovered their evil flouride plan.

In an attempt to subdue the populace they commenced Plan B, claiming that floride not only strengthens the enamel on your teeth but can also keep other bodily organs hard as well.

Carantoc

7194 posts

16 Apr 2012 7:14pm

In its initial advertising Ausdrill 'forgot' to mention a few other employment requirements for its indigenous recruits.

Carantoc

7194 posts

16 Apr 2012 7:17pm

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Mark _australia said...

The mind boggles...

Why does the mind boggle ?

Don't you know how to wash your bollocks ?

Just remember - when in the shower it is two scrubs and one rinse. Anything more is called something else.

da vecta

QLD

2515 posts

16 Apr 2012 10:11pm

Inside the Clinton administration

Mark _australia

23526 posts

16 Apr 2012 8:16pm

Cheapo skin flick - "Farrah Faucet at Work in Roman Baths"

DASZIP

135 posts

16 Apr 2012 10:01pm

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sausage said...

DASZIP said...

washing your hands is optional

Wouldn't your hands be cleaned too unless you're really flexible.

Not if using a bidet

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

16 Apr 2012 11:08pm

Workers at Toyota's Altona plant knew that they were about to get %#$%ed over by management when they arrived to new signs in the staffroom today...

DASZIP

135 posts

16 Apr 2012 11:15pm

Roger303

NSW

163 posts

16 Apr 2012 11:51pm

... before placing them in the big macs.'

terminal

1421 posts

16 Apr 2012 10:11pm

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Following the incident in the geriatric ward when Nurse Grimsdyke managed to haul Mr. Fosbury over to the sink and manipulate his genitals under the tap, Management would like to make it clear that a sponge bath will be considered sufficient.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

16 Apr 2012 10:51pm

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DASZIP said...

sausage said...

DASZIP said...

washing your hands is optional

Wouldn't your hands be cleaned too unless you're really flexible.

Not if using a bidet

..backwards....

elmo

8879 posts

16 Apr 2012 11:22pm

After porn

DavMen

NSW

1509 posts

17 Apr 2012 9:17am

They're my genitals - I'll wash them as hard and as fast as I like.

(an old Doug Mulray joke)

DASZIP

135 posts

17 Apr 2012 9:32am

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Mark _australia said...

DASZIP said...

sausage said...

DASZIP said...

washing your hands is optional

Wouldn't your hands be cleaned too unless you're really flexible.

Not if using a bidet

..backwards....

Sorry never used one will have to come up with a better response.

Windxtasy

4017 posts

17 Apr 2012 10:56am

Lost in translation.

The hazards of buying cheap signage online.

GENTLY!!! I said GENTLY!!

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

17 Apr 2012 12:59pm

Down at the Donut Factory they were a stickler for meeting the stringent food handling regulations...

PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

17 Apr 2012 1:24pm

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Horrified after reading the new work signage, Allem Ployees soon took legal action to end the smear campaign.

Mark _australia

23526 posts

17 Apr 2012 1:51pm

Day 1 initiation ceremony at the chemical factory always tricked somebody into using the acid tap - until Worksafe stuffed it up for everyone. Ahhh, those were the days

Carantoc

7194 posts

17 Apr 2012 9:57pm

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PhilSWR said...

Horrified after reading the new work signage, Allem Ployees soon took legal action to end the smear campaign.

Soon Gen Itals joined in the legal action. She did not want to be smeared with that stuff again.

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

18 Apr 2012 9:06am

Bubbles Bath House were pioneers in Brothel hygene.

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

18 Apr 2012 7:35am

This is a sign posted in the bathroom at the office of former US President Bill Clinton.

Mr. No-one

921 posts

18 Apr 2012 11:22am

Later that day at the golf pro shop.......
"YOU IDIOT, I SAID INSTALL A BALL WASHING MACHINE!!"

mybrosweeper

NSW

1016 posts

18 Apr 2012 6:30pm

yes,your doing a great job there Nurse,but they're my genitals and Ill tell you when they're clean ok? so soap them up and try again thanks !!!

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