Caption comp # 227 !!

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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
26 Mar 2012 9:27pm
Thanks mybrosweeper



Based on recent locked threads - Caveat: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my picture for the caption comp, for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress , non addictive, gender neutral entry of your choice, but with no implicit criticism should you choose not to enter.
This picture is posted without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the (unwilling) participants pictured, and has no reference, implied or otherwise, to the recent threads concerning man on man action, nor any thread relating to boat people, or asians in general.
Partly bald people with a comb-over are particularly encouraged to apply.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
27 Mar 2012 12:55am


Conjoined twins Dim and Sim hold a press conference to announce their intention to be finally separated...
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
26 Mar 2012 10:34pm
No! I don't care! you no reach around!
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
26 Mar 2012 10:49pm



Finally - proof that the world's leadership has been taken over by lizard people. Look at the width of that tounge.
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
27 Mar 2012 9:32am




After many years of heated conflict Kim Jong-il reluctantly finally agreed to peace talks, but in his excited exuberance Lee Myung-bak crossed the line sending the meeting into termoil.



Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
27 Mar 2012 10:09am


After return from the freezer room, Xiang and Xiao had a hard time describing to the press what had actully just happened.
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
27 Mar 2012 7:59am








Wax on .... Wax off ..... Wax on ..... Wax off
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
27 Mar 2012 8:05am
There is an ant on the side of your face, there I got it.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
27 Mar 2012 11:34am


"Stop calling me Lick. My name's not Lick, it's LICK you sirry iriot!"
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
27 Mar 2012 11:09am
^^^ Lick James Bitch !!!
brady
brady
TAS
454 posts
TAS, 454 posts
27 Mar 2012 12:16pm
Poor Miyagi-San just did not understand where he was going wrong. He clearly remembered in his youth that children could freeze their tongues onto equipment in the playground. Of course, being unable to find a suitable Pole, he opted for a nearby Mongolian
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
27 Mar 2012 12:36pm
Wet Willie WakeUp !!! Hello !
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
27 Mar 2012 1:49pm
Professor Dongfang Li has been living only on human excretions for the past ten years as an experiment on extreme sustainability.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
27 Mar 2012 3:10pm





In the Korean spin-off of Get Smart, Ahhh-Seoul, the Chief would always hate it when the Cone of Silence broke down and Max-Sahn had to use the special Licktor Decoder they had stolen from SPECTRE for top secret messages...

Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
27 Mar 2012 1:30pm


In the year 2053 the world's last two remaining kitesurfers met each year at kwiteswock and reminisced about the good times they used to have
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
27 Mar 2012 1:33pm
As Chinese state television covered the Queensland elections they realised they could not translate into Mandarin just how big a lickin' Anna Bligh had taken.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
WA, 7268 posts
27 Mar 2012 1:49pm
Kevin Rudd held no grudges. In his hand-over files for the new foreign minister he covered everything in great detail.

Chapter 227: Korean Welcoming Ceremony

The Koreans have some peculiar customs. When you first met a senior official it is considered polite to grab him from behind and lick his ear. Failure to do is considered an insult.

Here is a picture of myself greating the dear great leader, Hu-Mil Ea-sion

Good luck in your new portfolio [}:)]

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
27 Mar 2012 2:06pm
Tung Mai Ling often had this problem when he introduced himself. It was unfortunatley not always on the cheek.......
mybrosweeper
mybrosweeper
NSW
1016 posts
NSW, 1016 posts
27 Mar 2012 7:39pm
awwww,you irriot, I said I want some good riquore,
not I want a good ricker!!!
So hard to get good help dease day!!!
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
27 Mar 2012 5:49pm
For getting family members sent to the re-education camp for speaking against the Revolution, up and coming local party official from the outlying Chiug province, Xing Guia Dund was given the great honor of giving the Great Leader his daily head to toe tongue bath, here we see him finishing up.
Such a great honor is not bestowed upon just anyone, look for this rising star Xing Guia Dung to be moving up in the local part hierarchy.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
27 Mar 2012 5:57pm
No NO!
When I said "lick the head a bit, I meant......"

Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
27 Mar 2012 8:59pm
Tastes like geriatric spirit.
powersloshin
powersloshin
NSW
1855 posts
NSW, 1855 posts
27 Mar 2012 11:56pm
the tongue looks photoshopped
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
27 Mar 2012 9:10pm



South Korea and the rest of the world kissing goodbye to resolutional "peace" towards the dictatorship in north korea.

busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
27 Mar 2012 9:18pm


albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
28 Mar 2012 8:36am
powersloshin said...

the tongue looks photoshopped


You think that's photoshopped.

You should check out the last Caption Comp photo
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
28 Mar 2012 10:46am
North Korea Launches New Secret Weapon:


Get your instincts in tune and get in the hunt with Lynx Instinct Deodorant Bodyspray.
Even your adversaries will find you irresistible!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
28 Mar 2012 10:56am



Impressed by the Korean entry in the International Sugar Confectioners' "True to Life" Sculpture Challenge, Judge Kim Feel Ill checks the exhibit is in fact sugar, and not just the sleeping entrant.

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
28 Mar 2012 3:03pm


Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah now have a new enemy to battle.
Born out of the ashes of the Fookishima nuclear powerplant and laying waste to the good citezens of Japan is...

FOOKYUMAN the horrible twoheaded, four armed beast with pale, sweaty skin and a sticky frogs tongue.
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
28 Mar 2012 10:28pm




Are they really Koreans ?
I thought he was Tasmanian...
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
28 Mar 2012 8:39pm
Tongue in cheek humour?
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