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Waterloo > 9 months ago, 18 Feb 2012

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

18 Feb 2012 11:24pm

okay peeps, try this one on for size...

< Nice to see they kept it tethered to the ski in case it falls off

Before there was CGI, Optus had to resort to using the highly endangered Burmese Water Skiing Elephant for their commercials.
Not able to swim, this was sadly the reason they became extinct.

Roger303

NSW

163 posts

19 Feb 2012 5:55am

Elephant shouts to boat:
'Keep an eye out for me ski 'cause once we get gowin' I'll drop one'.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

19 Feb 2012 5:27am

Big Bird and Snuffleupagus' extreme sports vacation was awesome.
Everyone had a great time except Oscar.

PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

19 Feb 2012 8:48am

"Ok I'll do it, but if we win Funniest Home Vidoes, you owe me a bag of salted peanuts"

FormulaNova

15090 posts

19 Feb 2012 5:49am

Before the Sydney Harbour Bridge was built, they used to have to transport the animals from Taronga zoo to the other side so that people could see them.

albers

NSW

1739 posts

19 Feb 2012 9:11am

Elephant: "Hey guys, if give me a couple of minutes I'll be able to lighten the load so we can get this thing moving!"

PhilSWR

NSW

1104 posts

19 Feb 2012 9:33am

Nervously Stampy looked down, and as feared the mice were gathering leaves.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

19 Feb 2012 9:04am

[in low, slow voice]
Oh well, at least it's not kiteboarding. that would be really embarassing

Windxtasy

4017 posts

19 Feb 2012 3:29pm

Beware next time you see a large brown blob floating in the water.
It may not be a jellyfish.

Mux

QLD

226 posts

19 Feb 2012 5:45pm

Elephant shouts "Your going to need a bigger boat!"

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

19 Feb 2012 8:25pm

"Oi fellas....you're gunna have to speed it up a bit if I'm going to try the high dangly thing with a twist.."

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

19 Feb 2012 9:51pm

Does my bum look big in these?

sausage

QLD

4873 posts

19 Feb 2012 10:06pm

Abu had read that trolling for elephant fish with live elephant was a sure bet.

hamburglar

ACT

2174 posts

20 Feb 2012 12:45am

my new boat has plenty of room in the trunk

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

20 Feb 2012 8:19am

WHAAAAAT?? What do you mean i'm not on MTV's PUNK'd!!??

People actually wear this??

Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

20 Feb 2012 10:02am

elephants hate eskimos....

rohjar

142 posts

20 Feb 2012 9:29am

A 2000 kg elephant is standing on waterskiis, on the beach. The static friction of the skiis embedded in the sand is 1000N. What force would a speedboat need to generate to get the elephant moving?

Bonus point: draw the vector of forces generated by the boat in the picture

nosinkanow

NSW

441 posts

20 Feb 2012 4:13pm

Before vertical bungy jumping was invented they had horizontal bungy jumping...it didn't take them long to realise this was a bad idea with an elephant on skis.

Waterloo

QLD

1497 posts

20 Feb 2012 4:52pm

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rohjar said...

A 2000 kg elephant is standing on waterskiis, on the beach. The static friction of the skiis embedded in the sand is 1000N. What force would a speedboat need to generate to get the elephant moving?

Bonus point: draw the vector of forces generated by the boat in the picture

ok...is this the one that ends with "...there's a red Mini Minor parked outside."?

Bluedog76

243 posts

20 Feb 2012 10:06pm

I'm gonna float like a butteryfly...now how do I do that again?

Mr. No-one

921 posts

20 Feb 2012 11:36pm

Oi, how about you get on the skis and I drive the boat!

Carantoc

7194 posts

22 Feb 2012 8:35pm

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Waterloo said...

After the success of the Trojan Horse, the people smugglers buisness model took a new direction

Carantoc

7194 posts

22 Feb 2012 8:38pm

At Weymouth Speed Week the Belgians realised their mistake - African elephants have big ears, these Indian elephants have the small ears.

Carantoc

7194 posts

22 Feb 2012 8:50pm

Desperate to turn the media conversation elsewhere Juliar took to Lake Burley Griffen.

If Abbott could make the front page in his budgie smugglers, just perhaps her ele-pants could upstage Rudd

Carantoc

7194 posts

22 Feb 2012 8:52pm

Saffer finally found something that wasn't banned at the Altona dog beach

Carantoc

7194 posts

22 Feb 2012 8:56pm

Seaworld to take on Australia Zoo.

'Well', said Mr D. Olphin, Seaworld general manager 'we were looking for something more bizzare than Bindi Irwin, and we think we may have found it'

Carantoc

7194 posts

22 Feb 2012 9:00pm

'You see we used to have a blonde shelia to go ski-ing with' said Bo Gan, owner of the worlds fastest ski-boat. 'but everytime she got wet she just rolled over.'

Carantoc

7194 posts

23 Feb 2012 10:31am

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Waterloo said...

Powerex release the factory secret for a guaranteed method of seperating a stuck two piece mast.

Tools Required :
One elephant
Water skis (large, two of)
.......

Windxtasy

4017 posts

23 Feb 2012 10:34am

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Carantoc said...

Powerex release the factory secret for a guaranteed method of seperating a stuck two piece mast.

Tools Required :
One elephant
Water skis (large, two of)
.......

Brilliant!

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