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Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
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Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
18 Feb 2012 11:24pm
okay peeps, try this one on for size...





BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
BulldogPup BulldogPup
6657 posts
19 Feb 2012 12:58am


Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
19 Feb 2012 3:54am
< Nice to see they kept it tethered to the ski in case it falls off

Before there was CGI, Optus had to resort to using the highly endangered Burmese Water Skiing Elephant for their commercials.
Not able to swim, this was sadly the reason they became extinct.
Roger303
Roger303
NSW
163 posts
Roger303 Roger303
NSW, 163 posts
19 Feb 2012 5:55am
Elephant shouts to boat:
'Keep an eye out for me ski 'cause once we get gowin' I'll drop one'.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
19 Feb 2012 5:27am



Big Bird and Snuffleupagus' extreme sports vacation was awesome.
Everyone had a great time except Oscar.
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
PhilSWR PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
19 Feb 2012 8:48am







"Ok I'll do it, but if we win Funniest Home Vidoes, you owe me a bag of salted peanuts"

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
FormulaNova FormulaNova
WA, 15100 posts
19 Feb 2012 5:49am



Before the Sydney Harbour Bridge was built, they used to have to transport the animals from Taronga zoo to the other side so that people could see them.


albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
19 Feb 2012 9:11am


Elephant: "Hey guys, if give me a couple of minutes I'll be able to lighten the load so we can get this thing moving!"
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
PhilSWR PhilSWR
NSW, 1104 posts
19 Feb 2012 9:33am




Nervously Stampy looked down, and as feared the mice were gathering leaves.

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
19 Feb 2012 9:04am


[in low, slow voice]
Oh well, at least it's not kiteboarding. that would be really embarassing
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
19 Feb 2012 3:29pm
Beware next time you see a large brown blob floating in the water.
It may not be a jellyfish.
Mux
Mux
QLD
226 posts
Mux Mux
QLD, 226 posts
19 Feb 2012 5:45pm
Elephant shouts "Your going to need a bigger boat!"
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
19 Feb 2012 8:25pm




"Oi fellas....you're gunna have to speed it up a bit if I'm going to try the high dangly thing with a twist.."


sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
19 Feb 2012 9:51pm
Does my bum look big in these?
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
19 Feb 2012 10:06pm
Abu had read that trolling for elephant fish with live elephant was a sure bet.
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
20 Feb 2012 12:45am
my new boat has plenty of room in the trunk
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
20 Feb 2012 8:19am



WHAAAAAT?? What do you mean i'm not on MTV's PUNK'd!!??

People actually wear this??
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
20 Feb 2012 10:02am
elephants hate eskimos....

rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
rohjar rohjar
WA, 142 posts
20 Feb 2012 9:29am
A 2000 kg elephant is standing on waterskiis, on the beach. The static friction of the skiis embedded in the sand is 1000N. What force would a speedboat need to generate to get the elephant moving?

Bonus point: draw the vector of forces generated by the boat in the picture
nosinkanow
nosinkanow
NSW
441 posts
nosinkanow nosinkanow
NSW, 441 posts
20 Feb 2012 4:13pm


Before vertical bungy jumping was invented they had horizontal bungy jumping...it didn't take them long to realise this was a bad idea with an elephant on skis.

Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
20 Feb 2012 4:52pm
rohjar said...

A 2000 kg elephant is standing on waterskiis, on the beach. The static friction of the skiis embedded in the sand is 1000N. What force would a speedboat need to generate to get the elephant moving?

Bonus point: draw the vector of forces generated by the boat in the picture


ok...is this the one that ends with "...there's a red Mini Minor parked outside."?

Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
Bluedog76 Bluedog76
249 posts
20 Feb 2012 10:06pm
I'm gonna float like a butteryfly...now how do I do that again?
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
Mr. No-one Mr. No-one
WA, 921 posts
20 Feb 2012 11:36pm
Oi, how about you get on the skis and I drive the boat!
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
22 Feb 2012 8:35pm
Waterloo said...







After the success of the Trojan Horse, the people smugglers buisness model took a new direction
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
22 Feb 2012 8:38pm
At Weymouth Speed Week the Belgians realised their mistake - African elephants have big ears, these Indian elephants have the small ears.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
22 Feb 2012 8:50pm


Desperate to turn the media conversation elsewhere Juliar took to Lake Burley Griffen.

If Abbott could make the front page in his budgie smugglers, just perhaps her ele-pants could upstage Rudd
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
22 Feb 2012 8:52pm
Saffer finally found something that wasn't banned at the Altona dog beach
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
22 Feb 2012 8:56pm
Seaworld to take on Australia Zoo.

'Well', said Mr D. Olphin, Seaworld general manager 'we were looking for something more bizzare than Bindi Irwin, and we think we may have found it'
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
22 Feb 2012 9:00pm
'You see we used to have a blonde shelia to go ski-ing with' said Bo Gan, owner of the worlds fastest ski-boat. 'but everytime she got wet she just rolled over.'
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7268 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7268 posts
23 Feb 2012 10:31am
Waterloo said...







Powerex release the factory secret for a guaranteed method of seperating a stuck two piece mast.

Tools Required :
One elephant
Water skis (large, two of)
.......
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
23 Feb 2012 10:34am
Carantoc said...

Powerex release the factory secret for a guaranteed method of seperating a stuck two piece mast.

Tools Required :
One elephant
Water skis (large, two of)
.......



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