Mike Tyson in the early years once bit the lower front leg off a hippo

Gurrrrl, you is chunky, you is huge.

Finally Julia and Tony reached agreement on both the Mining Tax and Refugee policies.

In exchange for exemption from the tax, all resource projects off the north-west of WA will be required to install anti-boat-people attack hippo deterents.

Dude, did you call me a pig ?

No way Man, I said you were a wave pig, a WAVE pig

Dude, I heard you, you said I was a pig.

Man, I said wave pig, although you do seem to have put a bit of weight on over Christmas

That's it Dude, I'm gonna get you, no-one calls me a pig

The man from NASA went all the way to the Namibian jungle to investigate the reports of a mysterious space ball.

He couldn't belive his luck when he found a slighly mis-shapen grey coloured ball.

Unfortunately as he grabbed it with both hands to check if the circumference was 3.142 times the diameter, he failed to notice this ball hadn't fallen from outer space but belonged to a sun bathing hippo.

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Pugwash said...

TAKE YOUR MARKS, SET, GO....

What a classic shot!

Black Kid "I am the egg man"
Hippo "I am th walrus, goo-goo ka-chu"

From Wiki

"Estimates of their running speed vary from 30 km/h (18 mph) to 40 km/h (25 mph), or even 50 km/h (30 mph). The hippo can maintain these higher speeds for only a few hundred metres"

Usain Bolt has a top speed of around 44 km/h, so the dude in the photo will almost need to break a world record to outrun the hippo!

This incident appears to have generated a certain level of interest.



PS: This is not an entry, just an FYI

Richiefish wins it, two good captions and photoshop skills.

I'm sorry i cheated on you!!! You just let yourself go!!!!

okay. I'm looking for another.